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INTERNET CAT.

New album "anomalous broadcast" dropping September 20

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The wikipedia page for "Crab mentality", otherwise known as "crabs in a bucket mentality"
September 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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A screenshot of a word document. On top, there is the word KOOLCAT written in wingdings in large font. Below this is the following message: After much consideration, I have elected not to put my upcoming album “anomalous broadcast” on Spotify. While I am aware that no streaming platform is perfect and end-user hostility is a reality of our modern day techno-dystopia, the majority of platforms are nowhere near as brazenly hostile to artists as Spotify is. Continuing to provide my music for listening on a platform whose CEO actively funds the military industrial complex for the privilege of earning $0.00 off the streams is simply not financially sound, let alone morally justifiable. The album will still be available on other streaming platforms. As always, the best way to support me and my musical endeavors is purchasing the album via Bandcamp. If you are inconvenienced by the album not being on Spotify, or otherwise do not feel like paying for it, send over an email to koolcatmusic@protonmail.com and I will provide you a download code to access it for free. I hope you all enjoy the new tunes once they drop on September 20th! :3 -koolcat
September 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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My new song MACHINERY is now out! :3

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September 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Alright, let's try this again...

"MACHINERY", the second single off my new album "anomalous broadcast", drops September 10th

The full album drops on September 20th

Super excited for y'all to finally hear this :3
A 2 image grid against a white background. The top image is a 3D render of a wooden desk with a laptop on top of it. The laptop has a broken display. The bottom image is the same 3D render of the desk and the laptop except the laptop is now upside down with a hole in it. Text appears below the grid of images that reads as follows: "Exhibit M1 - Laptop (damaged) involved in the distribution of illegal audio material" "Exhibit M2 - Rear of damaged laptop (drive compartment has not been located)"
September 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Today my EP BIRDZ became 3 years old. Definitely some of the most fun I've had working on a project, check it out if you haven't :3
The cover art for my EP "BIRDZ". The bottom three quarters consist of a heavily pixelated and mostly monochrome photo of two birds against a teal background. The top quarter has a black banner which has the EP title written in ASCII on the left and the tracklist on the right alongside the words "AN EP BY KOOLCAT"
August 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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A screenshot of a word document that includes the word "KOOLCAT" in large letters using the wingdings font and the following message below: Due to unexpected personal circumstances, the release of my upcoming album “anomalous broadcast” will no longer be taking place on August 15th. It is still slated for release sometime this year, and a new date will be revealed soon. Apologies for any inconvenience and hope to share more music when the time is right. -koolcat
August 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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10 days left until my new album "anomalous broadcast"!!!!!1!

Here is the cover and tracklist :3

Super excited to share all these new tunes with you soon!!!
A 2x2 grid of images against a white background. The top two images are the front and side profile of a low poly, grey, "cat" like creature with a rectangular and slightly beveled head. The head has two white cubes embedded in it, meant to appear as eyes, and a white rectangular prism embedded, which is meant to appear as a mouth. There are two small cones protruding from its head. The cat's body is made up of a similar rectangle, which is also beveled slightly on the top to meet the head. It has two arms, which are represented with non-beveled rectangular prisms. The bottom left image is a 3D modeled white vinyl record sleeve with a hole for the vinyl record label punched out. Around the hole, there is a black circle and two triangles extending from the circle, which are meant to appear as cat ears. A sticker applied to the top right stating "NEW TUNES FROM KOOLCAT", although the word 'KOOLCAT' is written in the wingdings font, rendering it as a series of emoticon images instead of readable text. The bottom right image is a 3D modeled vinyl record with a center label depicting the eyes and mouth from koolcat's logo, which, when paired with the sleeve in the bottom left image, completes the koolcat logo. Text appears below the grid of images that reads as follows: "Exhibit A,B - Artist/Fugitive" "Exhibit C,D - Illegally distributed materials pertaining to the artist/fugitive" An image of a closeup of a 3D modeled vinyl record sleeve, embedded in a larger image consisting of a white background with some text below of the sleeve image. The sleeve is mostly blank except for a sticker on the top right and a hole for the vinyl record center label with a design surrounding it. Around the hole, there is a black circle and two triangles extending from the circle, which are meant to appear as cat ears. Inside the hole is the center label of a vinyl record, which depicts the eyes and mouth from koolcat's logo, which is completed with the ears and head from the sleeve design. The sticker has the words "anomalous broadcast" written in wingdings, such that it appears as a series of emoticons rather than english text. Below it, smaller text in the Times New Roman font appears below the wingdings text with the caption "(anomalous broadcast)". In addition, the sticker also lists the album tracklist, which is as follows: 1. EVERYTHING IS COMPUTER 2. WACK 3. BLACK FRIDAY 4. MACHINERY 5. DROPLETS 6. OUT LATE 7. SKILL ISSUE 8. DENIAL OF SERVICE 9. GLIMPSE 10. DRIVING ON CLOUD 11. BIG WINDS AHEAD In the white background section of the image, text appears with the caption "Exhibit E - Rear view of illegally distributed audio material"
August 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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"WACK"

A single off my fifth album "anomalous broadcast"

Out now on YouTube + SoundCloud, coming to streaming services* soon

*except spotify

Check it out: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
August 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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MY NEW SONG IS OUT

IT'S CALLED "NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR MEOW"

ENJOY :3

distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
April 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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:3
A screenshot from spotify of a new koolcat single called "NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR MEOW"
April 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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A mockup of a datpiff.com page for the album "MUSIC" by Playboi Carti
March 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Thank you to everyone who has checked my album out so far!
Screenshot from Spotify for Artists showing that my new album KOOLCAT VS THE INTERNET has 1,000 streams.
March 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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here are some bandcamp download codes for KOOLCAT VS THE INTERNET, my new album. Enjoy! :3
January 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Fun Fact: I hid a little secret in "title theme", the opening track of my new album :3

I also did this on the first track of my last album, but this time it's a real song you can enjoy without the added context of it being a sonic picture!
January 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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KOOLCAT VS THE INTERNET IS NOW UP FOR PRE-ORDER ON BANDCAMP. THIS ALSO DOUBLES AS A TRACKLIST REVEAL :)
December 23, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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MY NEW SONG "GREAT ESCAPE" IS OUT NOW
NEW ALBUM "KOOLCAT VS THE INTERNET" COMING JANUARY 3

:3

distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
December 13, 2024 at 5:01 AM
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...in a bit of a pickle 😅

(new single "Great Escape" drops this Friday)
A poorly modeled scene of a gray 3d humanoid with pointy cat like ears is on a gray motorcycle with a helicopter spotlight shining on them. To their right is a police car pointing towards their direction.
December 11, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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Another account retrieved B)
A post from the koolcatmusic Twitter account stating "pee pee poo poo"
December 7, 2024 at 9:33 PM
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Album art :p
A poorly 3d modelled table with a computer and a CRT monitor on it. The CRT monitor is displaying a glitched version of the koolcat logo.
December 2, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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managed to intercept and tuck in a little message at the end of the IVDA's new propaganda piece. check it out :p

*epilepsy warning*
December 1, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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...*your* account?
A tweet from the hijacked koolcat twitter stating "Someone who is good at computer please help an annoying cat keeps posting cat memes into our Instagram account's story"
November 25, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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Day 3: The IVDA still have not noticed that I have access to the Instagram account they tried to seize from me.
A screenshot of an Instagram story from "koolcatmusic" which includes a reposted video featuring a cat wearing a diamond chain
November 25, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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OVERLOADED
FROM THE UPCOMING ALBUM "KOOLCAT VS THE INTERNET"
UP NOW ON SOUNDCLOUD & YOUTUBE
COMING SUPER SOON TO STREAMING PLATFORMS!
November 22, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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full single art :3
November 20, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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They've been putting up billboards around cyberspace as part of their disinformation campaign. How cute.

Well I've got a message of my own...
A 3d model of a billboard atop a poorly rendered glass building displaying the Koolcat logo with a prohibition symbol on top of it
November 19, 2024 at 6:23 AM