Maria von Scrap
@kookyoldbird.bsky.social
I flit, I float, I fleetly flee, I fly. CaCaw!
Spoonie w/ a fierce heart. O.G. riot grrrl.
She/They
Banner: "what doesn't kill me better run." In black typewriter font on white background
PFP: Black and white lithograph of an open beaked bird on a branch
Spoonie w/ a fierce heart. O.G. riot grrrl.
She/They
Banner: "what doesn't kill me better run." In black typewriter font on white background
PFP: Black and white lithograph of an open beaked bird on a branch
Apologies, in my indignant white hot rage, I forgot alt text. Added here:
January 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Apologies, in my indignant white hot rage, I forgot alt text. Added here:
1st time in 60 years. Fuck this administration, their only goal is to break everything.
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
January 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
1st time in 60 years. Fuck this administration, their only goal is to break everything.
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
You're ignorant af. Viruses cause cancer. Amish people get cancer. Crack a search engine sometime, you might learn something.
January 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You're ignorant af. Viruses cause cancer. Amish people get cancer. Crack a search engine sometime, you might learn something.
Good morning #NEISvoid ! How do y'all make sure you drink enough water in a day? I've used my hydration goals as an excuse to feed my small mouthed Klean Kanteen obsession (the 1 on the left I've had for 16yrs!). 😂
November 21, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Good morning #NEISvoid ! How do y'all make sure you drink enough water in a day? I've used my hydration goals as an excuse to feed my small mouthed Klean Kanteen obsession (the 1 on the left I've had for 16yrs!). 😂
I truly don't get out much, & when I do it's basically go from 1 reclining position to another, but I did plant these seeds a month ago, & w/ a sprinkler have kept them watered, & now I'll get food and flowers eventually. Things like this are why I'm still here. Little things.
November 21, 2024 at 11:16 PM
I truly don't get out much, & when I do it's basically go from 1 reclining position to another, but I did plant these seeds a month ago, & w/ a sprinkler have kept them watered, & now I'll get food and flowers eventually. Things like this are why I'm still here. Little things.
Y'all, it is now "grandstanding" to respond this way to ignorant comments ableds make when they think disability = permanent enjoyable vacation. There was a 10 min lag from "I do agree..." to "...don't jump down my throat...". I fucking can't with these fools. 1/4
November 21, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Y'all, it is now "grandstanding" to respond this way to ignorant comments ableds make when they think disability = permanent enjoyable vacation. There was a 10 min lag from "I do agree..." to "...don't jump down my throat...". I fucking can't with these fools. 1/4
So, CA still has mask requirements in place for healthcare settings, and yet both dentists I've had to see since Dec aren't following them. No patients or front office staffed masked, Dr & hygienists only in surgical, taking them down to talk. This is beyond messed up, y'all.
November 21, 2024 at 11:32 PM
So, CA still has mask requirements in place for healthcare settings, and yet both dentists I've had to see since Dec aren't following them. No patients or front office staffed masked, Dr & hygienists only in surgical, taking them down to talk. This is beyond messed up, y'all.
I have the most thoughtful, talented, amazing, & loving best friend. I don’t know what I did to deserve her, but she’s mine & I adore her to no end. This scarf is so beautiful I’m never taking it off. The dryer balls are quality AF, & now I can tincture! Love you Han! Thank you!
November 22, 2024 at 12:09 AM
I have the most thoughtful, talented, amazing, & loving best friend. I don’t know what I did to deserve her, but she’s mine & I adore her to no end. This scarf is so beautiful I’m never taking it off. The dryer balls are quality AF, & now I can tincture! Love you Han! Thank you!
Real exciting Saturday night over here, how’s yours going?
November 22, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Real exciting Saturday night over here, how’s yours going?
This week’s version of “Have you tried yoga?” brought to you by my well meaning mother. This book has footnote numbers, but zero actual citations/footnotes/end notes. It’s all correlations, anecdotes, & C19 “advice”. #NEISvoid
November 22, 2024 at 12:24 AM
This week’s version of “Have you tried yoga?” brought to you by my well meaning mother. This book has footnote numbers, but zero actual citations/footnotes/end notes. It’s all correlations, anecdotes, & C19 “advice”. #NEISvoid
Whenever I’m dealing w/ the consequences of my mobile being 47yrs/o, I can’t help but think of the judge who took a block grant loan for her side restaurant, and defaulted so the county grant dept shut down, since the default made the loan program collapse.
November 22, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Whenever I’m dealing w/ the consequences of my mobile being 47yrs/o, I can’t help but think of the judge who took a block grant loan for her side restaurant, and defaulted so the county grant dept shut down, since the default made the loan program collapse.
Y'all. Finally. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 22, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Y'all. Finally. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Haven’t spoke to my Ma since Aug, when she went off about wanting to bomb PDX protesters. I thought it might have gotten better since the election, but when I checked her FB I found these. 😬
November 22, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Haven’t spoke to my Ma since Aug, when she went off about wanting to bomb PDX protesters. I thought it might have gotten better since the election, but when I checked her FB I found these. 😬
Y’all, can I take a sec to show what it’s like to live with toast obsessed heathens? I’m utterly horrified at the state of my grandmother’s butter dish, but I also can’t stop laughing at this mess. How is it even possible? There’s bits of at least 3 diff sticks in there. 😂😂😂
November 22, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Y’all, can I take a sec to show what it’s like to live with toast obsessed heathens? I’m utterly horrified at the state of my grandmother’s butter dish, but I also can’t stop laughing at this mess. How is it even possible? There’s bits of at least 3 diff sticks in there. 😂😂😂
Work is now asking my drs (yes, they want one from "each of your drs") to fill out this form, and it feels invasive AF. Can anyone take a look & tell me if I have to divulge all they are asking for, or if it's even legal for them to know this much about my health history?
November 22, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Work is now asking my drs (yes, they want one from "each of your drs") to fill out this form, and it feels invasive AF. Can anyone take a look & tell me if I have to divulge all they are asking for, or if it's even legal for them to know this much about my health history?
This is a local retail clerk who has nothing but disdain for people who are taking precautions. What I've learned about my community during all this is that most are thoughtful & compassionate & practicing social distancing, and a vocal minority think we're all Henny Pennys.🙄
November 22, 2024 at 1:32 AM
This is a local retail clerk who has nothing but disdain for people who are taking precautions. What I've learned about my community during all this is that most are thoughtful & compassionate & practicing social distancing, and a vocal minority think we're all Henny Pennys.🙄
150 years ago, my 3rd great grandpa talked turkey at a beer tasting party in my hometown.
November 22, 2024 at 1:32 AM
150 years ago, my 3rd great grandpa talked turkey at a beer tasting party in my hometown.
Ffs, @socialdivinity @brunhaha check out today's paper...
November 22, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Ffs, @socialdivinity @brunhaha check out today's paper...
After posting a bunch of TP memes, goes full Bethel for a few, ending with trying to give away used food bc FINALLY isolating. That didn't take long.
November 22, 2024 at 1:58 AM
After posting a bunch of TP memes, goes full Bethel for a few, ending with trying to give away used food bc FINALLY isolating. That didn't take long.
Luckily they are running roads today, so he's only with one person. Hopefully this is what his whole week looks like.
November 22, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Luckily they are running roads today, so he's only with one person. Hopefully this is what his whole week looks like.
Local church leader gives zero fucks about vulnerable populations in his congregation.
November 22, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Local church leader gives zero fucks about vulnerable populations in his congregation.
Welp, here we go.
November 22, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Welp, here we go.
Real time photo of MarsBar posing with the philodendron she decided was a litter box bc, rain.
November 22, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Real time photo of MarsBar posing with the philodendron she decided was a litter box bc, rain.
MarsBar in action. She’s 15 this year. So much love for this water snob kiki.
November 22, 2024 at 2:19 AM
MarsBar in action. She’s 15 this year. So much love for this water snob kiki.