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Konrad Curze
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The original monster energy flavor is the only good flavor
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Friendly reminder to stay hydrated from your dear friend konrad Curze!

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Roboute lives for the thrill of politics

I live for the thrill of chasing a wounded man down a pitch back corridor before then flaying him alive
Elon Musk proves that whenever he attempts to talk tech. Bastard thinks he's a tech genius bc he's been told so. Meanwhile, he clearly didn't know what a loopback address was until a few weeks ago. That's IT 101 level knowledge. futurism.com/the-byte/elo...
February 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I'm nearly done my squad of talons boyzz
February 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
February 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Night lordy enough
This guy's finally done! Next up: Daemon Prince.

#warhammer40k
#warhammercommunity
#MiniaturePainting
February 16, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I find myself spending hours on kitbashing when I should be painting my already bought minis lol
#Warhammer #Kitbash
February 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Gonna try get me some more nightlords at the gw store tomorrow!
February 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My brothers are severely unhinged
I’ve always wondered how many eggs one space marine can shove up there ass. Now I know. #warhammer #slaanesh
February 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I fucking loath valentines day man, this shit sucks so hard, I already choke up when ever women approach me but today one gave me a card and all I could do was thank her with some stupid smile and make awekward small talk, I suck so fucking much dude, holy shit I'm so fucking cringe
February 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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I love Warhammer monsters but all the best monsters are in armies I don’t play 😭
February 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This, this right here, why can't night lords have some demon bat prince
I love Warhammer monsters but all the best monsters are in armies I don’t play 😭
February 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Mornin' all! Sharing some more of my figures, this here is one of my Night Lord CSM legionaries, was so jazzed when the new Kill Team box came out, can't wait to get onto my Abaddon NL kitbash soon 🤙🎉

#warhammercommunity #warhammer #40k #CSM #warhammer40k #chaos #spacemarine
February 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Roboute be mad bc RFK was the reason so many ultramarines died on istvaan
As someone who is autistic, I consider the confirmation of RFK Jr deeply insulting. He's used the neurodivergent community to stoke fear in people for political gain for decades. He's a monster and anyone that supports him is no ally of mine.
February 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'm covered in dirt and cow shit, I smell worse than I normally do, and I'm tired. My night lords aid your primarch and run me a cold shower. Please

-Konrad Curze
February 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Here's the last Night Lords pic for awhile. I'm sure I'll be back to them soon 😈...or I'll fall back in love with the World Eaters...or Orks...something smashy anyway.

#warhammer #warhammer40k #paintingwarhammer #WarhammerCommunity #miniatures #tabletopgames #wargaming
February 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Elon musk has been trying to apply as a night lord recently but he's just too out of shape to fit into any of the armor
Make sure you delete your Twitter account if you haven't already. Delete Facebook, too, while you're at it. Make the bastards' pocketbooks hurt because that's the only thing they'll listen to.
Elon Musk is now $43 billion poorer than he was a month ago as scrutiny around DOGE increases, his conflicts of interest come under the microscope, and Tesla stock prices fall.

www.forbes.com/sites/dereks...
February 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Terror Toxin Timmy ready for action! I love poisoning objectives with this guy in #KillTeam and getting that easy chip damage 😈

#warhammer #warhammer40k #paintingwarhammer #WarhammerCommunity #nightlords #wargaming #tabletopgames
February 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I just shoved an entire family portion of curry down my food hole and now I'm feeling very not good, night lords aid your primarch I think I'm gonna pass out
-Konrad Curze
February 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
A bit rough but here's my done warp talon champ
Long live the night haunters
February 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This shit fire

Konrad approves
Second time painting the #NightLords Nemesis Claw and it was just as fun as the first. These helmets just make me so happy 🥰. Sorry World Eaters, but...I think I found a new legion.

#paintingwarhammer #warhammmer #warhammmer40k #tabletopgames #wargaming #WarhammerCommunity
February 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Friendly reminder to stay hydrated from your dear friend konrad Curze!

(I spent 17 minutes making this)
February 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Dorn, the reason nobody wants to play imperial fists is bc we're all too busy playing night lords.
GIVE MY FIRSTBORNS MORE LOVE!!!!!!!
February 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Classic guilliman, simping over his own astarties.

But seriously GW please give us a 40k dating sim.
February 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Why is my fyp filled with boring ass politics? All I care for is justice and skinning people alive whilst broadcasting their screams

-Konrad Curze
February 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The best and only flavor of monster energy

-Konrad Curze
February 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM