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konnaire @konnai.re · Apr 2
Is this the same company that were bragging about AI writing 30%+ of their code? How could this have possibly happened? So curious.
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
You know what it? I hate that AI has taken away the stranglehold designers had over high quality shitposts. Used to have queues out the door asking for photoshop requests. Used to have art direction on all hazing at work.

Now any old spanner can slop out some shit. No story, no craft. Sickening.
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Forever and always, trans rights are human rights.
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 AM
great week for my self esteem
November 20, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Learned at the big boy age of 32 that cmd+w closes the current window. Closing shit left and right now, boys. Watch out, might close this window. Big value add. Follow me for more tips
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Speaks volumes about my industry that I attended an event and instantly clipped into the backrooms
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
😌
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Wild definition of success
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
No idea why I was seemingly wearing a full suit at Christmas or why there's so many CRTs behind me but here's a cute lil then/now.

Bet they regretted buying me that kit almost instantly.
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Unfortunately in my Art Director era 👓
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Hey shitheads, looks like you're not using this feature we've spent millions and hedged our entire future on. Just gonna make a slight tweak to the app so that the muscle memory you've built over the last decade means you'll always click into it by mistake. Sweet, have a good one fucko.
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
LinkedIn AI guy who consumes art like fast food once again demonstrates he has no ability to understand anything creative beyond the very surface level.

Devoid of emotion, a message to communicate, a considered opinion. Like the author.
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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I am proud to be a knobhead
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
10+ years' experience interviewing and testing things with users and I still spend days researching best practices before starting niche projects. Meanwhile some chud gives it the 'I asked Gemini and it said to...'.

My brother I'm going to hang you up from a coat rack by your underpants.
October 29, 2025 at 10:21 AM
My sole gmail chat message thing is from @snhd.co asking me to check my phone in 2013 and I enjoy it every time I tab there by mistake
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Cold emailing 30 users for testing and realising I've signed every single one off with 'Bert wishes'
October 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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June 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Building some weird shit for the World Wide Web
October 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Gorgeous long weekend hiking, swimming, and seeing old friends in Porjigorl

📍 Portimão
📷 #FujiX100F / #VSCO
October 22, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Sorry mum.
October 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Fucked the steam up so took the only reasonable course of action
October 16, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Looks like I'll be coming to the end of a contract shortly so will have availability for new projects from later this month

Give me a shout if you're on the lookout for frontend dev or design systems work and particularly if you're looking for animations, interactions or anything a bit experimental
What I do - Robb Owen
From interaction design to scaleable design systems, single-page apps to something more experimental with WebGL. I help awesome people to build ambitious yet accessible web projects
robbowen.digital
October 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Planning a summer full of late night drives, of mornings in the fog, of campsites and castles and tales of whimsy. A summer intimately shared. A summer I am growing to fear because it may be the best summer of my life. What does one do after a summer like this? What a lovely thing to be afraid of.
October 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Was giving instant torque and insane top speeds in 2+ ton cars to the worst drivers on the road – people with zero understanding of kinetic energy – a bad idea? Maybe!
October 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Just bought some fashion items to patch up my own fashion items. Can anyone explain this fashion item?
October 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM