Fast blinking indicators on cars make me uncomfortable

Jammin to Ronan Keating

What would have happened to Neo if he took both pills?

@kassxcii.live fuck you. You were right

Is boiled water ‘cooked’?

If God is perfect and made humans, why does he want us to cut the end of our penis skin off?

Fuck JK Rowling

I want to go to a soup factory. That would be neat

Bluetooth is wild.

It’s 2025. Can we get computer updates that don’t require a restart already?

Making my smoothie this morning and I got a DOUBLE banana. It’s going to be a good day.

“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he has created?” - Spy Kids 2, 2002

I want to go to a reverse rave. Where it’s just me on the dance floor and 50-100 DJs crammed on the stage playing bangers for me

Crouton is such a fancy way of saying, a small price of stale bread.

Society will never be able to evolve past its current state until we have the ability to keep public toilets clean

As a kid I used to think I was really lucky because whenever my parents would flick through the tv channels and sport would come on, a team would score! It was every time and I was sure that I was the reason. I have now just had the realisation that it was probably just the highlights on the news…

The International Organization of Standardizations first job should have been standardising how “organisation” & “standardisation” are spelt.

People who don’t mute their laptops in the office are the worst. I don’t need to hear every time you get a Teams notification