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Dave K
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Politics/music. If I had known there'd be 4 more years of this, I wouldn’t have stopped my psychotherapy. Jagger the Cat = our mascot
You say Bongino
I say Bovino
Bongino, Bovino, Bovino, Bongino
Let's call the whole thing off

#DanBongino #GregBovino #FBI #ICE #Gershwins
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Some of my favorite #Epstein docs passages. /3

#Trump #DonaldTrumpJr
November 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Some of my favorite #Epstein docs passages. /2

#Trump #DeepakChopra
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Some of my favorite #Epstein docs passages. /1

#Trump
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
When you claim a rapper for your team and then spell her name, like, really wrong.
#Trump #NickiMinaj
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Trump asking trick or treaters if they give massages.

#Halloween #Trump #Epstein
October 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Jagger's pretty peeved I almost forgot it's #NationalCatDay.

#Cats
October 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"Sir, your cognitive test came back clean. Cog-ni-tive. Your ability to think and understand... Oh, never mind."

#Trump #DementiaDon #LowIQ
October 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This is the only ballroom I'd like to see at the #WhiteHouse.

#EastWingDemolition
October 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
October 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Kings I respect.

#NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Kings I respect.

#NoKings #BugsBunny
October 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Kings I respect.

#NoKings #CaroleKing
October 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Kings I respect.

#NoKings #MLKJr
October 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Kings I respect.

#NoKings #BBKing
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I know we're only about halfway through the season, but many strong, teary-eyed leaders are saying Trump absolutely deserves the Heisman Trophy.

#Trump #HeismanTrophy #NobelPeacePrize
October 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Halftime Show, or Has-Been Show?

#SuperBowlHalftime #NFL #BadBunny
October 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Does anyone know how to clean ketchup off of 24k gold?

#NobelPeacePrize
October 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Make Up With People great again!

#SuperBowl #BadBunny #TurningPointUSA
October 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Jagger's concerned he'll be indicted.

#Cats #Caturday #Comey
September 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
RIP #RobertRedford, who, as the Sundance Kid, unwittingly commented on the MAGA to come:

"The total tonnage of what you don't know is enough to shatter..."

The country, unfortunately.
September 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Jagger says it's time we take measure of ourselves in this fraught moment.

#CharlieKirk #Caturday
September 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Jagger’s hearing that Trump’s demise is near. He says he’ll believe it when he sees it.

#Caturday
August 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
When asked about #NationalDogDay, Jagger said there’s too many national holidays and they’re hurting the economy.

#Cats
August 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Jagger’s like, “Mortgage fraud? Can’t you tell this is my primary residence?

#MortgageFraud #LisaCook #AdamSchiff #Trump #Caturday
August 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM