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@koncertjunkie.bsky.social
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Lapsed artist. Lapsed editor. Host to lap cats.
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Figs, noooo
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
koncertjunkie.bsky.social
Happy (official) Pie for Breakfast Day
A piece of pumpkin pie with an equal volume of whipped cream on a black plate, next to a mug of coffee topped with more whipped cream. The spine of a book is barely in frame on the right. The blurry orange cat who will, moments later, succeed in knocking a fork loaded with cream to the floor, landing himself in jail and providing an unexpected feast to his brothers, malingers in the background.
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
koncertjunkie.bsky.social
A little too on the nose for my comfort. #SecularPieThursday

Last year This year
A festive pumpkin pie with a border of pie-crust autumn leaves in a glass pie plate sitting on a withe towel with black stripes. A shrunken, misshapen, unevenly baked goblin of a pumpkin pie in a metal pan.
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Thank you, Figs.
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Gulp
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Who is that handsome devil
Panzer the Siamese sits before a large mirror in a thick black frame that is hanging on a brick wall. He gazes Narcissus-like upon his own reflection, transfixed by the beautiful face looking back.
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
koncertjunkie.bsky.social
Where Figs
The bottom of a white shower curtain is casting a peculiar shadow on a black tile floor. The shadow has a tail. And fur.
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Awooooo
Panzer the Siamese, in silhouette, is way up high in the rafters of a brick and timber loft. His head is thrown back as if howling at the moon.
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Me [extreme Dave Seville voice]: PANZERRRR!

Panzer: Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
On a closed toilet lid sits the remains of a brand new mega roll of toilet paper that Panzer the Siamese savaged during the few minutes I was in the shower. About half the roll is unspooled. All of it is chewed and tattered. There are full-thickness chomps in what’s still left on the roll. Panzer the Siamese stands in front of a white toilet on a black tile floor, looking over his shoulder to admire his achievement.
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Sir. Please.
Figs the handsome black cat is standing on top of an upper kitchen cabinet, a feat that required several illegal moves to achieve. Dismounting will entail the same crimes, in reverse. Sigh.
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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My person. Mine!
Sherman the orange and white tabby is curled against me, clinging possessively to my arm with one outstretched paw. He is sending a warning glare toward the foot of the bed where, out of frame, the other two cats are soundly asleep.
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Posting something random for the collective amusement
Lighted signs in a hotel hallway pointing the way to the exit, rooms 201-252, rooms 101-112, rooms 113-142, lobby, and ice ice baby.
November 6, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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I don’t care.

I don’t care more.
Figs the handsome black cat is perched on the front left corner of a coffee table, next to a stack of books, looking pointedly to the left. He is definitely not looking at anyone. He is even more definitely not looking AWAY from anyone. Who are you even talking about. On the other side of the sitting area, Sherman the orange and white tabby is sitting on a tufted yellow chair, turned to the right, NOT looking at OR away from anyone even HARDER.
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Where Figs?
A desk sits in front of a pair of very full, narrow bookcases that are centered on a brick wall between two windows. Two black ears and one bright green eye are visible just above a computer monitor that sits on the desk. Figs the handsome black cat is in stealth mode again.
November 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
koncertjunkie.bsky.social
Muahahahaha blep
Figs the (usually) handsome black cat is half upside down giving the derpiest combination of fang and blep. Never more perfect.
October 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Paying the tax for going away.
Three cats snooze contentedly at the foot of a bed with the TV on in the background. Figs the handsome black cat is deeply asleep on a faux leopard mat at the bottom right. Sherman the orange and white tabby is knocked out in the middle. Panzer the Siamese, on the left, contemplates misdeeds on his to-do list.
October 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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You’re staying, right?
Panzer the Siamese, overcome with relief that I am home, has practically melted into my lap. He was asleep before is little head touched my lap.
October 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Stealthy
Sherman the orange and white tabby is lying in wait inside a leopard-spotted tunnel, positioned for ambush. In the background, Panzer the Siamese is perched like a gargoyle on the seat of a chair, in the shadows under the dining table. He knows exactly what’s up.
October 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Well this is nice
A bottle of bay leaf bitters next to. Manhattan in a vintage glass with a candlewick stem. Two dashes of angostura’s and two dashes of bay leaf in my regular recipe tastes like fall.
October 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Update
Panzer the Siamese has take up residence in my lap. His pillow is my left calf which is resting on my right knee.
September 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Dreaming of a meadow
Sherman the orange and white tabby is nestled against my hip with his paw tucked u der his head. He matches the hem of my shirt which is covered in purple-blue poppies with bronze colored leaves.
September 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Sure looks like it darth
Screenshot of a post from this morning showing a pair of boots splayed upon the sidewalk as if their wearer had been sucked up to heaven
September 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Omg it’s happening
A pair of well-worn boots are splayed upon the sidewalk as if their wearer were sucked up into the heavens
September 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Why not etc etc
Close up of a jar of lemon stuffed olives from Trader Joe’s for people who want it all.
September 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Breakfast of champions
An enormous coconut cupcake on a white plate with a cup of punishingly strong coffee in a white mug with colorful marbles on it just behind. This is how to birthday.
September 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM