Amazon Music's summary of the year is a bit different to Spotify's. I can't remember why in 2024 this was my top song though.....

I can't imagine why my local Tesco is so keen to get rid of this particular cook book

I get told all the time my baby daughter looks like me, I don't think she's that similar to be honest

I dunno if this is as good a discount as you think it is @nintendousa.bsky.social

And having to explain to people that this famous landmark in my hometown is called th'head

I remember someone sharing this Meme years and spending far too long laughing when I realised what it was meant to say. The joys of clearing out your phone album

Like this Gem! I mean it's exactly what I'd expect from Widnes, but it always felt a bit steep in price

Having a trawl through my album to delete useless photos and found my classic phase when I got obsessed with random Tat for Sale on Facebook Marketplace and coming up with reasons for why it was for sale

"Bloody 'Ell Barb, he's one stingy git that Starro the Conqueror"

Watching Suicide Squad last night and had no Idea Ricky Tomlinson (circa.1998 in his Royle Family Era) was involved

Obviously I love being a Dad, I'm a little annoyed at my friends who already have children who didn't tell me I'd need to give up wearing spray deodorant and body spray once I had a baby, I now understand why New Dads smell a bit stale

I overestimated, the baby is now awake, the poo I had planned will have to wait

I'm at a crucial stage this morning, just having a quick morning scroll, I can hear my baby daughter gently sneeze in the bedroom, I have a maximum now of 5 minutes to poo, shower and get ready before she's truly awake

I'm not jealous of Justin Fletcher at all, good on him for making a name in the children's entertainment industry. I just wish there was room for another slightly overweight bloke with a receeding hairline and the ability to fall over easily in the industry

One of the few problems with having a baby is that my music recommendations on Amazon Music largely consist of nursery rhymes and the themes to CBeebies Shows. Guess my Emo days are really over

Ok now I'm a little worried to hear this version!!

Does this suggest that there's an Explicit Version somewhere?