They’re called your twenties because they last twenty years, right?

I think media companies should stop bringing their movies to streaming platforms so quickly. I know they have to compete with streaming originals, but it really devalues everything being made today. For a movie that’s in theaters, I think we should have to wait a year before we can rent it at home.

Just putting a wish out into the ether for Netflix’s next big original movie.

City Pop Software Pirates

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I am ashamed of my country.

Radical idea: human beings inside the United States all have the same basic rights, regardless of Citizenship status. Thoughts?

Sleepy Guy in the bright sun

If Trump wants to be “KING,” can he be a powerless figurehead, relic of a bygone era sort of king?

The NFL is rigged and they decided to make it shitty

My pitch for an alternate history story: the 18th century invention of a machine that can own things more efficiently than people can, and this what triggers the Industrial Revolution.

Josh Allen is the Bernie Kosar of the 20s, to Mahomes’s Elway

Rentl. It’s Yentl, except Barbara Streisand wants to be Quentin Tarantino during his video store years.

Nobody puts corner babies

Butt my friends keep telling me to take a dump, saying I’m too young, I oughta live it ump.

Is Andrew Lloyd Webber still working? I have an idea for Jesus Christ Cannibal Corpse

God bless you please, Mrs. Magikarp

Today, I paid $69 to find out my dog has to fart

“Okay, but what if every time he gets elected, you get a new Nintendo Switch?”

—God asking us to just deal for a bit while He works in mysterious ways

Send me your dissertation on the through-line from Barry Goldwater to Optimus Prime

Kids today are so far removed from Phil Collins being overplayed.