Deputinize America
@komarovsky.bsky.social
Louisvillian by birth, work and attitude. Lawyer by trade. Leftish by choice and experience.
Loves scuba, travel, nature, distilled spirits and word history.
Can be misanthropic at times, because too many people suck.
Loves scuba, travel, nature, distilled spirits and word history.
Can be misanthropic at times, because too many people suck.
Nah - fuck ‘em. They’re moochers and we can’t afford it.
Let them have the circumstances they voted for.
Let them have the circumstances they voted for.
December 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Nah - fuck ‘em. They’re moochers and we can’t afford it.
Let them have the circumstances they voted for.
Let them have the circumstances they voted for.
He was a very big guy - over 400 lbs. Leisurely loping about, not a care in the world, assertive in a way that the bulls, black tips, silvers, grays and hammers stayed away.
December 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
He was a very big guy - over 400 lbs. Leisurely loping about, not a care in the world, assertive in a way that the bulls, black tips, silvers, grays and hammers stayed away.
“While there, we interviewed some atmospheric carbon particulates on why they think they should be allowed to proliferate….”
December 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“While there, we interviewed some atmospheric carbon particulates on why they think they should be allowed to proliferate….”
I was diving Osprey Reef (halfway between the tip of the Cape York Peninsula and Papua New Guinea) and watched a potato cod (giant grouper marked similarly to this one) nonchalantly snag food among another batch of feeding sharks like this one. The sharks knew not to mess with it.
December 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I was diving Osprey Reef (halfway between the tip of the Cape York Peninsula and Papua New Guinea) and watched a potato cod (giant grouper marked similarly to this one) nonchalantly snag food among another batch of feeding sharks like this one. The sharks knew not to mess with it.
My paternal great grandparents were subjects of the Ottoman Emperor, which means I get deported to either CECOT or Uganda….
December 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My paternal great grandparents were subjects of the Ottoman Emperor, which means I get deported to either CECOT or Uganda….
Roland the headless Thompson Gunner, talkin’ about the man….
December 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Roland the headless Thompson Gunner, talkin’ about the man….
“The Syrians are mad at the Lebanese, and Baghdad do whatever she please...”
December 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
“The Syrians are mad at the Lebanese, and Baghdad do whatever she please...”
It’s not free, you dipshit - it’s just a benefit paid for by society to take advantage of efficiencies of scale to provide a public good.
You damage good concepts every time you use the word “free” with your stupid accent.
You damage good concepts every time you use the word “free” with your stupid accent.
December 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
It’s not free, you dipshit - it’s just a benefit paid for by society to take advantage of efficiencies of scale to provide a public good.
You damage good concepts every time you use the word “free” with your stupid accent.
You damage good concepts every time you use the word “free” with your stupid accent.
Seth said “tweet”.
December 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Seth said “tweet”.
The only time that man is happy is when he’s stabbing puppies.
December 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The only time that man is happy is when he’s stabbing puppies.
No cap - bravo, you caught the sentiment perfectly.
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
No cap - bravo, you caught the sentiment perfectly.
LOL
Fuck Jesus.
Fuck Jesus.
December 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
LOL
Fuck Jesus.
Fuck Jesus.
Do you have a screencap? I don’t go to Twitter.
December 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Do you have a screencap? I don’t go to Twitter.
In the thousands of column inches written by right wing influencers and thousands of hours of audio and video spewed, I’ve yet to see a single voter produced who said “I went to my polling place and they refused to let me vote because they said I already voted.”
December 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
In the thousands of column inches written by right wing influencers and thousands of hours of audio and video spewed, I’ve yet to see a single voter produced who said “I went to my polling place and they refused to let me vote because they said I already voted.”
Did you take them off of the “talking to Trump supporters in Ohio diners” beat?
December 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Did you take them off of the “talking to Trump supporters in Ohio diners” beat?
Sounds like a bunch of illegal orders were obeyed.
Can I spit on uniformed service membees in airports now?
Can I spit on uniformed service membees in airports now?
December 26, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Sounds like a bunch of illegal orders were obeyed.
Can I spit on uniformed service membees in airports now?
Can I spit on uniformed service membees in airports now?
I considered cleaning it up with five gallons of gas and a match.
December 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I considered cleaning it up with five gallons of gas and a match.
We call that “The Dog Diarrhea Catastrophe of 2023”.
We we were at work for the blessed event, and you have no idea how much diarrhea a 75 pound dog can produce, nor the efficiency of the little spinning thing in spreading it throughout the great room and kitchen.
We we were at work for the blessed event, and you have no idea how much diarrhea a 75 pound dog can produce, nor the efficiency of the little spinning thing in spreading it throughout the great room and kitchen.
December 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
We call that “The Dog Diarrhea Catastrophe of 2023”.
We we were at work for the blessed event, and you have no idea how much diarrhea a 75 pound dog can produce, nor the efficiency of the little spinning thing in spreading it throughout the great room and kitchen.
We we were at work for the blessed event, and you have no idea how much diarrhea a 75 pound dog can produce, nor the efficiency of the little spinning thing in spreading it throughout the great room and kitchen.
Bankruptcy judges have historically been genuinely shitty about finding the necessary level of hardship.
December 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Bankruptcy judges have historically been genuinely shitty about finding the necessary level of hardship.
I mean, right?
December 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I mean, right?
I wouldn’t be unhappy if someone chose to beat Watters to death with a baseball bat as an encouragement to any other would-be MAGA pundits. Maybe on video, as a pay-per-view, so that the proceeds can pay down the national debt.
December 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I wouldn’t be unhappy if someone chose to beat Watters to death with a baseball bat as an encouragement to any other would-be MAGA pundits. Maybe on video, as a pay-per-view, so that the proceeds can pay down the national debt.
And that the effort was a good one.
December 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
And that the effort was a good one.
Throw every DEA, FBI and CIA goon out of the country, cease cooperation on interdiction, and announce a regional defense pact with Venezuela and some consults with Brazil. Make it hurt.
December 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Throw every DEA, FBI and CIA goon out of the country, cease cooperation on interdiction, and announce a regional defense pact with Venezuela and some consults with Brazil. Make it hurt.
You know it’s a full court press to find the leaker.
December 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
You know it’s a full court press to find the leaker.