The New Peace... I get to be yelled at by quasi-British man like I'm in Warhammer 40K.

If Disney owns Star Wars and Marvel, can we have a new Blade Movie with lightsabers? Can we have Dracula be a Gungan?

Can we have Jar-Jar Dracula?

Just. One. Week.
One week where nothing happens that I should care about.
One week where you don't have to discuss life-changing decisions because of something on the news.

Hey, babe. Are you Rube Goldberg? Because I feel needlessly complicated around you.

Ammonites still totally exist, I've seen them on farms!... wait, I'm thinking of the Mennonites in Pennsylvania

My shrine doesn't celebrate Canada Day. I am in Shikago. Why are there fireworks? Help me!

I need to say this to anyone aspiring to start the Yakuza series of games. Do not start with Zero.
That is no good. You will ruin yourself with a false idea that you think you understand Majima Goro.
Please start with Yakuza or Yakuza Kiwami.

Might add it to the shed of cursed items.

Do you like brains in jars that talk to you while playing games? Here is a vtuber you can support, who is an a crazy cycle of problems.
ko-fi.com/phyzisist

I am a komainu- a guardian foo dog statue, with a lot of free time because I am stored in the shed of a Shinto shrine. With the power of prayer, I became a vtuber.
www.twitch.tv/koma_inuhiko

Hear me out. Like a Dragon... Tokusatsu

Anything that approaches a shrine falls under one of five categories. Each is ranged from least to most threatening.
Suya
Heso
Wan
Gao
ゴゴゴゴ

I get to import stuff from that x account and still call it new content, right? Okay!

Melikalikimaku and other pithy attempts at holiday cheer.
My santa hat is my angry face, because rage is festive cheer.

Hi, I'm Koma... a Komainu. Originality is dead.