Twitter is officially cooked

Transitioned because it’s more societally acceptable to every day carry a load of random shit in a purse.

Recently been annoying my girlfriend by saying “nini” in a very high pitched way any time we end a call even in day. It gets me like the cutest exasperated “I love you”. Thinking about that rn. :)

If I skeet anything strange just know I’m crossfaded.

Actually having my local be a fucked up Irish pub does rule. Anything other than Guinness is actually undrinkable there.

If your challah recipe doesn’t include a little bit to be sacrificed I genuinely don’t wanna know about it.

Any other Spinoza pilled girlies out there?