Holy shit man. You can't catch a break. I hope it doesn't linger and you feel better soon.

🤣 Lejo's friends looking on and shaking their heads.

Eadric would come up with a pocky to Lejo and look very confused. "Friend, I am unsure what this day's festivities is about, but I would like to partake. Would you show me how to celebrate with this?"

Can you get them to use a "nickname"? Like at least 1/5 the people at my work go by a nickname...and IT will often change their email to match...

I think some people are genuine morning people, extroverts, and being loud is normalized in the states in a way it is not elsewhere in the world.

Those people can go diaf. Mondays are for barely pretending to be human.

How much do you have to fight off the tanners for adequate amounts of high quality piss?

That sounds delicious. I'm gonna try it next time we stop there.

Just tell her you'll give it back. (Even if you can't)
It was donated for her health care and if she doesn't want to help keep herself healthy, it goes back to the kind souls who donated it.

Saying this with all the love in the world, and also not knowing the complete story BUT...

You cannot make your mother do anything. As an adult, this is her decision, even if you disagree with it.

Do not give her money!! You obviously said you'd pay for the MRI. Stick to that!!

I'm on a friend's family plan. She's got a near 1000 day streak. I am never going to convince her to give it up.