if you share more about yourself you open the conversation and make other people also comfortable sharing about themselves but also sometimes people just want to hear about you bc they love you and are interested in you as a person 🔬🧪

MY HANDSOME SON LOOK AT HIM

i put in pto to go to the town festival with friends and go bar hopping afterward... the festival just got canceled, and most of downtown will probably flood out (i am dying)

carnivorous creature.....

!!!!! we doing this !!!!!

there's a company called lupine pet that has chew proof collars & leashes (they're crazy durable - my friends airedale mix has had the same leash since puppyhood + both my collie/aussies and my cats have one of their collars). BUT anyways, they have a collar that reminds me of you!!

i KNOW this smackhead is stealing my mulberries. the audacity of him to look at me like that.

dogwater day at work, but i took a break to sneak out with a friend and snack on mulberries off the tree.

flingza main but like. flingza mains me. i dont think anyone understands. i am a conduit of love for this silly roller.

every free moment i have is spent thinking about my son

@sloshingmachine.bsky.social :<

i love my wormps