Kohoto
@kohotokun.bsky.social
Let the earth crack, let the bodies raise, let the innocent scream, and in the night destroy them!
Fondant artists trying to tell they are cake artists, nice try 🗿
July 8, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Fondant artists trying to tell they are cake artists, nice try 🗿
I will steal all the sket from Italia 🤌
Someday!
Someday!
June 20, 2024 at 9:01 PM
I will steal all the sket from Italia 🤌
Someday!
Someday!
Society crumbling? Ask yourself what would treebeard do. That's right. Tear down society and isolate the powerful in their castles until their inevitable demise.
June 12, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Society crumbling? Ask yourself what would treebeard do. That's right. Tear down society and isolate the powerful in their castles until their inevitable demise.
In an alternate universe, apples eat human pie
May 9, 2024 at 6:24 AM
In an alternate universe, apples eat human pie
They want us to eat credit cards and payments. I wonder how they'll like the taste of a guillotine.
April 20, 2024 at 2:12 PM
They want us to eat credit cards and payments. I wonder how they'll like the taste of a guillotine.
Legends say he's still sending out an sos~
March 26, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Legends say he's still sending out an sos~
If you're having trouble making friends, try being a cannibal! You'll definitely meat new people.
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March 21, 2024 at 4:13 PM
If you're having trouble making friends, try being a cannibal! You'll definitely meat new people.
🤘😈🤘
🤘😈🤘
I'm starting a bakery and somebody told me I shouldn't because it's hard to rise to success but that's the yeast of my concerns
March 14, 2024 at 5:44 PM
I'm starting a bakery and somebody told me I shouldn't because it's hard to rise to success but that's the yeast of my concerns
Veggies will definitely help you in a fight, ever heard of broc lee?
March 6, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Veggies will definitely help you in a fight, ever heard of broc lee?
The world awash in flames, he is the prophet of destruction and agony. The angel of suffering and chaos. The arbiter of relentless torture and torment. My sweet baby vanwyrm muffins, I love you so much my sweet lil bby UwU
March 3, 2024 at 3:17 AM
The world awash in flames, he is the prophet of destruction and agony. The angel of suffering and chaos. The arbiter of relentless torture and torment. My sweet baby vanwyrm muffins, I love you so much my sweet lil bby UwU
Have you ever thought about just eating the bean and throwing the green away?
March 1, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Have you ever thought about just eating the bean and throwing the green away?
I can eat more spaghet than you. It's a blessing and a curse.
February 24, 2024 at 3:18 AM
I can eat more spaghet than you. It's a blessing and a curse.
Feeling cute, might nargle the garthak later, idk
February 20, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Feeling cute, might nargle the garthak later, idk
We're afraid of artificial intelligence wiping out humanity, but what if it's evil and grants us immortality
February 19, 2024 at 6:45 AM
We're afraid of artificial intelligence wiping out humanity, but what if it's evil and grants us immortality
I think we should push an astronomical body into orbit around the moon So that the moon can have a moon.
February 18, 2024 at 3:48 PM
I think we should push an astronomical body into orbit around the moon So that the moon can have a moon.
What if you could put your fingers in a horse's nose and it started to gently vomit a perfect soft serve chocolate peanut butter ice cream?
If I were elected president of the Earth, this is just one of the things our lives could be.
If I were elected president of the Earth, this is just one of the things our lives could be.
February 17, 2024 at 2:59 PM
What if you could put your fingers in a horse's nose and it started to gently vomit a perfect soft serve chocolate peanut butter ice cream?
If I were elected president of the Earth, this is just one of the things our lives could be.
If I were elected president of the Earth, this is just one of the things our lives could be.
I know exactly what you did. I won't tell anyone, but I have a list of demands in exchange for my silence. I'll leave it under you subatomic reactor.
February 17, 2024 at 2:32 PM
I know exactly what you did. I won't tell anyone, but I have a list of demands in exchange for my silence. I'll leave it under you subatomic reactor.
I used to fear nightmares, but now I cherish them. A nightmare ends when you wake up but a good dream can haunt you for days, years, or even your whole life.
February 15, 2024 at 2:05 PM
I used to fear nightmares, but now I cherish them. A nightmare ends when you wake up but a good dream can haunt you for days, years, or even your whole life.
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose.
Not unless you're really quick 🧐
Not unless you're really quick 🧐
February 14, 2024 at 4:52 PM
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose.
Not unless you're really quick 🧐
Not unless you're really quick 🧐
Banana's aren't real! Do not believe the lies of big banana!
February 14, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Banana's aren't real! Do not believe the lies of big banana!
Was cleaning my nose with a qtip when I hit a pothole. Now I can taste the color honk.
February 13, 2024 at 11:57 AM
Was cleaning my nose with a qtip when I hit a pothole. Now I can taste the color honk.
Bring. Back. The coliseum.
February 11, 2024 at 8:00 AM
Bring. Back. The coliseum.
I yearn for fire. For rocks. For sticks bashing against trees. To honor the moon with wild screams in the night. To commune with my ancestors and the spirits of the forest.
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February 9, 2024 at 11:52 AM
I yearn for fire. For rocks. For sticks bashing against trees. To honor the moon with wild screams in the night. To commune with my ancestors and the spirits of the forest.
🤘😤🤘
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My inner monologue: "I should wipe my mouth with a napkin even though I don't need to because I'm a dainty little flower."
*Immediately rips a vicious Philly cheese steak egg roll burp*
*Immediately rips a vicious Philly cheese steak egg roll burp*
February 8, 2024 at 11:13 PM
My inner monologue: "I should wipe my mouth with a napkin even though I don't need to because I'm a dainty little flower."
*Immediately rips a vicious Philly cheese steak egg roll burp*
*Immediately rips a vicious Philly cheese steak egg roll burp*
I was at the DMV the other day doing adult stuff and I saw Jack Black in the corner with a typewriter wearing nothing but a bathrobe typing furiously. #typicaljackblack
February 7, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I was at the DMV the other day doing adult stuff and I saw Jack Black in the corner with a typewriter wearing nothing but a bathrobe typing furiously. #typicaljackblack