コーヒーケーキー
@kohikeki.bsky.social
Lazy and uninspired
I like all the stuff you like but cooler
I never shut up sorry
He/himb
(21+ please, no minors)
I like all the stuff you like but cooler
I never shut up sorry
He/himb
(21+ please, no minors)
I don't think I've experienced true happiness since right before the neighborhood bully told me my Winged Dragon of Ra Yu-Gi-Oh card was fake when I was 10
October 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I don't think I've experienced true happiness since right before the neighborhood bully told me my Winged Dragon of Ra Yu-Gi-Oh card was fake when I was 10
Im moving back to my hometown next week and im so excited I could cry
August 21, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Im moving back to my hometown next week and im so excited I could cry
A murder mystery where I am both the killer and the lone victim and everyone saw it coming because I warned them for years
July 20, 2025 at 10:13 AM
A murder mystery where I am both the killer and the lone victim and everyone saw it coming because I warned them for years
If I'm ever kidnapped my code phrase is "Boy I sure can't wait to see that new Michael Cera movie"
July 20, 2025 at 10:10 AM
If I'm ever kidnapped my code phrase is "Boy I sure can't wait to see that new Michael Cera movie"
Sometimes I pull over in random places and get out to smoke again cig hoping to be someone's random NPC encounter like why are you here rn
January 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Sometimes I pull over in random places and get out to smoke again cig hoping to be someone's random NPC encounter like why are you here rn
Got too silly in conversation and my roommate gently told me to talk to a mental health professional woops
December 31, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Got too silly in conversation and my roommate gently told me to talk to a mental health professional woops
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December 28, 2024 at 8:54 PM
There's so many artists that, as people, I think are cool and good and stuff
But their music still is uh, well, yanno
Not either of those things
My face can't hide my disdain when music I hate comes on anymore I just have to sit there looking like a hater and it's fine
But their music still is uh, well, yanno
Not either of those things
My face can't hide my disdain when music I hate comes on anymore I just have to sit there looking like a hater and it's fine
December 29, 2024 at 6:47 AM
There's so many artists that, as people, I think are cool and good and stuff
But their music still is uh, well, yanno
Not either of those things
My face can't hide my disdain when music I hate comes on anymore I just have to sit there looking like a hater and it's fine
But their music still is uh, well, yanno
Not either of those things
My face can't hide my disdain when music I hate comes on anymore I just have to sit there looking like a hater and it's fine
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me on bluesky lately
December 28, 2024 at 2:26 AM
me on bluesky lately
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December 28, 2024 at 10:55 AM
I have a 2nd account that is just like, me and not a secret and it is NOT poppin like this one, ily all 😔✊🏻
December 29, 2024 at 6:15 AM
I have a 2nd account that is just like, me and not a secret and it is NOT poppin like this one, ily all 😔✊🏻
My gf opening one of my Pokémon Pocket packs and it's literally the 5 worst pulls I've ever had: "Did I do good baby 🥺"
Me: Sooo good hun, I really needed those 2 Caterpies
Me: Sooo good hun, I really needed those 2 Caterpies
December 28, 2024 at 8:52 PM
My gf opening one of my Pokémon Pocket packs and it's literally the 5 worst pulls I've ever had: "Did I do good baby 🥺"
Me: Sooo good hun, I really needed those 2 Caterpies
Me: Sooo good hun, I really needed those 2 Caterpies
"Selfish Lover" but it's not sexual it's my gf hogging all the blankets and pillows every single night
December 28, 2024 at 6:50 PM
"Selfish Lover" but it's not sexual it's my gf hogging all the blankets and pillows every single night
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Overstimmied at da function
December 26, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Overstimmied at da function
"Don't call our best friend's family Christmas party 'the function' babe"
December 26, 2024 at 3:15 AM
"Don't call our best friend's family Christmas party 'the function' babe"
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look at this very round cyndaquil
December 23, 2024 at 1:51 PM
look at this very round cyndaquil
Yall know what to do
December 23, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Yall know what to do
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ALSO, 🎄some holiday reminders!!! 🎄
Credit: PeacefulMindSpace
Credit: PeacefulMindSpace
December 23, 2024 at 7:39 AM
ALSO, 🎄some holiday reminders!!! 🎄
Credit: PeacefulMindSpace
Credit: PeacefulMindSpace