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kohikeki.bsky.social
コーヒーケーキー
@kohikeki.bsky.social
Lazy and uninspired
I like all the stuff you like but cooler
I never shut up sorry
He/himb
(21+ please, no minors)
I don't think I've experienced true happiness since right before the neighborhood bully told me my Winged Dragon of Ra Yu-Gi-Oh card was fake when I was 10
October 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I'm so back
October 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I want to get a cute tattoo in a not cute place, like a little Pikachu on my neck or somethin #tattoo #pokemon #pikachu
August 21, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Im moving back to my hometown next week and im so excited I could cry
August 21, 2025 at 6:34 AM
A murder mystery where I am both the killer and the lone victim and everyone saw it coming because I warned them for years
July 20, 2025 at 10:13 AM
If I'm ever kidnapped my code phrase is "Boy I sure can't wait to see that new Michael Cera movie"
July 20, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Held out on buying Metaphor and it's just as good as I expected and I'm so happy it was free #Metaphor
May 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Sometimes I pull over in random places and get out to smoke again cig hoping to be someone's random NPC encounter like why are you here rn
January 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Got too silly in conversation and my roommate gently told me to talk to a mental health professional woops
December 31, 2024 at 7:07 AM
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never
December 30, 2024 at 9:30 PM
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December 28, 2024 at 8:54 PM
There's so many artists that, as people, I think are cool and good and stuff

But their music still is uh, well, yanno

Not either of those things

My face can't hide my disdain when music I hate comes on anymore I just have to sit there looking like a hater and it's fine
December 29, 2024 at 6:47 AM
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me on bluesky lately
December 28, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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Good morning #NJ

Photo: Wolves Lovers
December 28, 2024 at 10:55 AM
I have a 2nd account that is just like, me and not a secret and it is NOT poppin like this one, ily all 😔✊🏻
December 29, 2024 at 6:15 AM
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My whole vibe is on Do Not Disturb.

Credit: roamwolfdogs

#Wolf #Animals #Wolves #Wildlife #Nature
December 28, 2024 at 11:37 PM
My gf opening one of my Pokémon Pocket packs and it's literally the 5 worst pulls I've ever had: "Did I do good baby 🥺"

Me: Sooo good hun, I really needed those 2 Caterpies
December 28, 2024 at 8:52 PM
"Selfish Lover" but it's not sexual it's my gf hogging all the blankets and pillows every single night
December 28, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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December 26, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Overstimmied at da function
December 26, 2024 at 3:56 AM
"Don't call our best friend's family Christmas party 'the function' babe"
December 26, 2024 at 3:15 AM
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look at this very round cyndaquil
December 23, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Yall know what to do
December 23, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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ALSO, 🎄some holiday reminders!!! 🎄

Credit: PeacefulMindSpace
December 23, 2024 at 7:39 AM