"Come on, Shonen~! Hnfff... If I can shotghun a whole pizzsha sholo, you can, too! Lookit thish gut!"

"M-Mnrlkgh-... A-Ageha-shan, pleashe, I-I ca-NRLK-... M-My kind weren't meant to shtomach thish much... I fheel like I'm a bite away fhrom exshplo-MMFLK-!!"

"Atta boy! Jusht shwallow-"

-SHPLSHK-!