Koerner
@koernerkomedy.bsky.social
Pronounced "KER-ner." Your favorite local comedian's favorite local comedian. They call me 2K because of all the game I've got.
Comedy Pro Tip: if you tell a dumb joke, you're lame and hacky. If you tell five (ideally more) dumb jokes, but you use an even dumber framing device or tag for them, that's a bit you'll be known for.
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Comedy Pro Tip: if you tell a dumb joke, you're lame and hacky. If you tell five (ideally more) dumb jokes, but you use an even dumber framing device or tag for them, that's a bit you'll be known for.
Fit from the Sioux Falls Stage Awards tonight. Shirt by my incredible partner.
July 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Fit from the Sioux Falls Stage Awards tonight. Shirt by my incredible partner.
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Wore a skirt in public for the first time. Went on stage. Told jokes. Fucking crushed.
June 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Wore a skirt in public for the first time. Went on stage. Told jokes. Fucking crushed.
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anime girl taking big sip of beer
May 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
anime girl taking big sip of beer
Second night opening for Steve Hytner tonight.
Been a pleasure to watch and work with someone with so much practice and experience, and also very cool being 2 degrees of separation from comedy icon and dater of teenagers Jerry Seinfeld.
Been a pleasure to watch and work with someone with so much practice and experience, and also very cool being 2 degrees of separation from comedy icon and dater of teenagers Jerry Seinfeld.
May 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Second night opening for Steve Hytner tonight.
Been a pleasure to watch and work with someone with so much practice and experience, and also very cool being 2 degrees of separation from comedy icon and dater of teenagers Jerry Seinfeld.
Been a pleasure to watch and work with someone with so much practice and experience, and also very cool being 2 degrees of separation from comedy icon and dater of teenagers Jerry Seinfeld.
getting my ass beat in my girlfriend's groupchat
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User Raddix Zephyr:
"I gave koernermy segregation theme park bumper boat operator hat"
[Two images of me in a tan corduroy blazer, prominent droopy mustache, and a woven brimmed hat with a ribbon and feather--the sort someone in a barbershop quartet or The Music Man would wear.]
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May 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
getting my ass beat in my girlfriend's groupchat
What's up, marks and jabronis? I can't perform my duties as champion of the #SiouxFalls #Comedy contest tonight because Hollywood Koerner's a big time movie star now! Instead, enjoy the following announcement, paid for by the Sioux World Order.
March 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
What's up, marks and jabronis? I can't perform my duties as champion of the #SiouxFalls #Comedy contest tonight because Hollywood Koerner's a big time movie star now! Instead, enjoy the following announcement, paid for by the Sioux World Order.
Have just been informed that Anthony Burch, writer of the meme-poisoned Borderlands 2, is performing an hour of stand-up despite never having done it before and I hope that hack tourist bombs so hard they have to update the Geneva Conventions.
March 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Have just been informed that Anthony Burch, writer of the meme-poisoned Borderlands 2, is performing an hour of stand-up despite never having done it before and I hope that hack tourist bombs so hard they have to update the Geneva Conventions.
MAGA is actually a lot like the nWo when you think about it. Immature manbabies who think being edgy makes them cool. Have no power on paper but for some reason everyone capitulates to them anyway. Way too many members. Slowly ruining the establishments they're part of. Hulk Hogan is there.
February 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
MAGA is actually a lot like the nWo when you think about it. Immature manbabies who think being edgy makes them cool. Have no power on paper but for some reason everyone capitulates to them anyway. Way too many members. Slowly ruining the establishments they're part of. Hulk Hogan is there.
The biggest and most immediate red flag from new open mic-ers is "yeah, I'm a big fan of Joe Rogan and Kill Tony."
February 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The biggest and most immediate red flag from new open mic-ers is "yeah, I'm a big fan of Joe Rogan and Kill Tony."
Amanda Palmer's a bit of a problematic artist, which is why I do the ethical thing and only listen to her music on Spotify so I know she's not making money off me listening.
January 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Amanda Palmer's a bit of a problematic artist, which is why I do the ethical thing and only listen to her music on Spotify so I know she's not making money off me listening.
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9 days into the year & this season of America is already WILD 💀
January 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
9 days into the year & this season of America is already WILD 💀
When I grew up the letter X meant that something was xtreme, cool, radical, and honestly I feel bad for the generation that's going to grow up just associating it with the dumbest boy on the internet.
January 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
When I grew up the letter X meant that something was xtreme, cool, radical, and honestly I feel bad for the generation that's going to grow up just associating it with the dumbest boy on the internet.
The hardest part of joining a new social media platform is crafting a good and meaningful first post. Probably going to spend a day or two yet coming up with something and posting then.
November 15, 2024 at 11:10 PM
The hardest part of joining a new social media platform is crafting a good and meaningful first post. Probably going to spend a day or two yet coming up with something and posting then.