Kocel
@kocel.bsky.social
Wanderer/Fool. Life revolves around cooking, various nerd shit, and my stinky dog. He/Him.
I was just thinking about this classic today when I was having to do work training taught by uncanny valley AI talking heads
October 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I was just thinking about this classic today when I was having to do work training taught by uncanny valley AI talking heads
No one enjoys bed as much as him….
October 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
No one enjoys bed as much as him….
No, he just dared to say literally anything at all, got it. Crazy how petty this authoritarian regime is.
September 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
No, he just dared to say literally anything at all, got it. Crazy how petty this authoritarian regime is.
My partner commissioned me a shirt for my birthday that I can hardly believe is real
September 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My partner commissioned me a shirt for my birthday that I can hardly believe is real
Maybe not right now, Steam
September 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Maybe not right now, Steam
Me when I accidentally summon a horde of evil salamanders into my home
September 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Me when I accidentally summon a horde of evil salamanders into my home
Well he seems to be wishing we’d stayed in bed as well, at least
August 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Well he seems to be wishing we’d stayed in bed as well, at least
This would be a better idea than going to work, you’re right, bud
August 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
This would be a better idea than going to work, you’re right, bud
He either wants to help me fold laundry or go take a piss (maybe even both)
August 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
He either wants to help me fold laundry or go take a piss (maybe even both)
Someone has opinions about going to work today that gel with mine
August 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Someone has opinions about going to work today that gel with mine
When you’re so in need of attention you hang out standing up instead of the comfy bed I left next to me for this reason
August 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
When you’re so in need of attention you hang out standing up instead of the comfy bed I left next to me for this reason
The workweek is already shaping up to be a rough one and it's got me feeling like
July 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The workweek is already shaping up to be a rough one and it's got me feeling like
Took a little man out to see the flowers this year.
April 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Took a little man out to see the flowers this year.
I don’t want to delete my original but here’s the same images but with Alt-Text.
March 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I don’t want to delete my original but here’s the same images but with Alt-Text.
I saw the ugliest wrap on a fascist truck I’ve ever seen and I’ve got to share it
March 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I saw the ugliest wrap on a fascist truck I’ve ever seen and I’ve got to share it
He’s very sorry he’s a bed-pisser…
March 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
He’s very sorry he’s a bed-pisser…
I know what I’m hoping for
January 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I know what I’m hoping for
Exhibitionist Clint is something that makes a worrying amount of sense. He's an acrobatic archer who fought with the Avengers for a while in this getup, after all.
December 20, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Exhibitionist Clint is something that makes a worrying amount of sense. He's an acrobatic archer who fought with the Avengers for a while in this getup, after all.
Was discussing Gundam with a friend and they essentially told me that Zakus had their roots as construction vehicles, so I had an intrusive thought that I had to make reality.
November 21, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Was discussing Gundam with a friend and they essentially told me that Zakus had their roots as construction vehicles, so I had an intrusive thought that I had to make reality.
Maybe.... We can finally get.... Him......
November 7, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Maybe.... We can finally get.... Him......
Them: Store display Steven King isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.”
Store Display Steven King:
Store Display Steven King:
December 12, 2023 at 11:36 PM
Them: Store display Steven King isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.”
Store Display Steven King:
Store Display Steven King:
Advertising in ye olde Bird App is going great, seems like.
November 28, 2023 at 1:04 AM
Advertising in ye olde Bird App is going great, seems like.
Some of the Obviously Fake Clickbait ads lately have been golden. Here’s one of my faves.
November 26, 2023 at 8:40 PM
Some of the Obviously Fake Clickbait ads lately have been golden. Here’s one of my faves.
