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Machine Gun Kelly
@koc71.bsky.social
I'm a guitar player who loves Ozzy (R.I.P.)
Lover of sci-fy and tacos
I'm spoken for
Cancer survivor
Aortic dissection survivor
Atheist
Independent (Green Party)
Empath

Keep your porn, fans only, bitcoin, and go fund me the fuck off my page!
Is this the save the cheerleader save the world show?
December 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
We are all waiting for the mind-fucking this administration is about to release on the American people. I haven't been this excited since The Empire Strikes Back.
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If Auburn wins, Lane will be coaching at Alabama.
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Even though I'm Atheist, I was babtised and raised Methodist. It's the only church I respect.
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I thought it was real 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. The problem is he never cries.
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The autopen is used and accepted by the Alabama Realtors Association. It has been for years. This is how shit gets done.
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The Sleestak terrified me. 🤣🤣🤣
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Cool......open the fucking Epstein files!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Why is pee always yellow?
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I think the sex stuff may be too much. There's going to be so much information released. I mean released after he's gone. It might be too graphic for young minds. Idk. I might be wrong. The point I'm trying to make is that this needs to be well documented and studied so it will never be repeated.
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM