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A new diaper comes out.

"Logical inconsistencies that defy reality? No, no, if this is what I'm supposed to believe, I will. Master's right!"

Oh no, I almost realized I was brainwashed and defied my programming only to be pushed into it more. Oh noooooooooooo.

"I'm not acting strange, I was always this way. Duh."

"Master went to the trouble of 'convincing' someone to be good, and if he says its' fine, it's fine. Gosh, stop worrying.'

Got a Kobold.
A Totodile, and the signature derpy generic Guilmon. ;p