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Kobold Detective
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The NHP taking after the pilot like a Cat or Dog takes after their owner.
January 26, 2026 at 1:28 AM
This goes hard, but it's making some part of my brain feel weird cuzz Gen 5s are always doin' gremlin squats in the games. It's like as kid seeing your dad without facial hair for the first time.
January 12, 2026 at 3:54 AM
The judge really really does have the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible in dismissing the case.
January 7, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Do you think the Chud response to this will be: "Well he's still the peace president cuzz he's ended *more* wars than he's started!"

God, can a stroke just take him already? Holy fuck...
December 17, 2025 at 9:50 AM
CEOs are just gambling addicts. He's only pushing Gen AI cuzz he's hoping to win big for little effort. Hate that these stupid fuckers fail upwards and never seem to leave the industry. He'll prolly be working for Bungie or Sony in a year or so at this rate.
December 17, 2025 at 9:48 AM
For very little gain, by his own words. CEOs are always too scared to admit they're just gamblers with an addiction to making it big easy.
December 17, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Which, like obviously the AI-Chud would say: "Well you have to know how to use an LLM-" the difference is the genuine technical skill to calculators or power tools. IE Knowing at all how to do Trigonometry in order to use the calculator for it, or measuring properly to use a power tool correctly.
December 17, 2025 at 9:38 AM