Markoff Chaney
@kobayashitakiji.bsky.social
Armist, bog-lover, and arid bleeder
When Toth swings for the fences, he make Otani look like a chump.
February 3, 2026 at 10:15 AM
When Toth swings for the fences, he make Otani look like a chump.
Fuck, man, let's gay them to death out of spite (not sarcastic).
January 29, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Fuck, man, let's gay them to death out of spite (not sarcastic).
Niall Ferguson is an absolute piece of shit and an embarrassment to the field of history.
January 27, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Niall Ferguson is an absolute piece of shit and an embarrassment to the field of history.
Counter proposal:
January 27, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Counter proposal:
In my poorass neighborhood in Canada, cop copters (ghetto birds) hovered basically every night.
January 24, 2026 at 11:32 AM
In my poorass neighborhood in Canada, cop copters (ghetto birds) hovered basically every night.
Or die screaming, begging for death.
January 23, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Or die screaming, begging for death.
Flaming Carrot was so so good. Even had a team-up issue with Reid Fleming, world's toughest milkman and surefire barometer of a plugged-in creator.
January 23, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Flaming Carrot was so so good. Even had a team-up issue with Reid Fleming, world's toughest milkman and surefire barometer of a plugged-in creator.
Coerced sterilization is fucking genocide. The fucking Dems have been consistently in favor of this shit for decades.
January 23, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Coerced sterilization is fucking genocide. The fucking Dems have been consistently in favor of this shit for decades.
This was written by Jack Kirby, not Marv Wolfman. Wolfman did an inconsequential text piece in the back.
January 22, 2026 at 4:06 AM
This was written by Jack Kirby, not Marv Wolfman. Wolfman did an inconsequential text piece in the back.
Oh man, after the reveal of Scott Thompson as a transphobe piece of shit last year, this post really had me worried for a second.
January 21, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Oh man, after the reveal of Scott Thompson as a transphobe piece of shit last year, this post really had me worried for a second.
That's easy to fix.
January 19, 2026 at 3:35 AM
That's easy to fix.
I would give it to Virginia’s part of the story in Stray Bullets.
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I would give it to Virginia’s part of the story in Stray Bullets.
I have been bald since I was 22 and fuck these chromedome limpdick motherfuckers.
January 17, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I have been bald since I was 22 and fuck these chromedome limpdick motherfuckers.
Of all the things I thought might come of Bluesky, finding a new stupidest person who ever lived on a daily basis was not what I expected.
January 17, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Of all the things I thought might come of Bluesky, finding a new stupidest person who ever lived on a daily basis was not what I expected.
Thanks to you, that is also my plan tonight.
January 15, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Thanks to you, that is also my plan tonight.
That's fine. From Hell was always better than Sandman.
January 8, 2026 at 2:52 PM
That's fine. From Hell was always better than Sandman.
I had an N64 when the PlayStation was released, and it was the last system I bought until I got my kid a Switch a couple years ago.
January 8, 2026 at 9:04 AM
I had an N64 when the PlayStation was released, and it was the last system I bought until I got my kid a Switch a couple years ago.
Walk Hard will never let you down.
January 8, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Walk Hard will never let you down.
You can have relatives who lived whereever you want, but the statement "The US was not that bad" in any context shows a profound lack of historical understanding.
January 5, 2026 at 1:35 PM
You can have relatives who lived whereever you want, but the statement "The US was not that bad" in any context shows a profound lack of historical understanding.
If the other "evil" you are talking about is the Soviet Union, the US was in no way the lesser evil.
January 5, 2026 at 5:28 AM
If the other "evil" you are talking about is the Soviet Union, the US was in no way the lesser evil.