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Koalawski
@koalawski.bsky.social
your local rodent
22 and he/him
absolute nerd in every way
Pinned
list of my obsessions for anyone who comes here

animanga:
🔴 sakamoto days
🔴 jojo
🔴 blue lock
🔴 dandadan
🔴 chainsaw man
🔴 record of ragnarok

games:
🟡 death stranding
🟡 zenless zone zero
🟡 metal gear
🟡 devil may cry
🟡 armored core
🟡 baldurs gate 3
🟡 hotline

extra:
🟢 dnd
🟢 climbing
🟢 physics
🟢 maths
why cant you say "a lot" to an english person without them tearing up?
because it means a lot to them
March 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
how it feels to write alt text for an image
March 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
how it feels to go to sleep at 1 am and wake up at 9 am
March 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
the orb anime is so good i could make a 2 hour video essay on every major character
March 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
cumeleon
March 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
wiping your ass is the worst my wrist cant take that
March 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
my fave thing to do is to call a fellow man my "partner", ferment in awkward silence for a bit, and then elaborate "professional partner"
March 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
himmer in frieren is the first ever case of twink death in anime
March 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
no sex after marriage
shit's like incest
March 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
i love characters who have the "i can end the whole show if i want" energy
rn im watching the orb anime and that's nowak
also arima had that thing going on in tokyo ghoul
February 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
it's so weird to me how gacha is used as a genre name when it's a single mechanic
like zenless genshin honkai and a random pixel graphics top down turn based strategy game are all gacha games because they have gambling
is fifa a gacha game?
February 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
i love how astra yao has her own theme song going on during her ult
January 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Put Plato in a goon cave.
What would happen?
January 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
me taking a shit so bad it makes me nauseous:
i thiunk i have long covid
January 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
harumasa is the perfection i wish i was (except for being chronically ill)
December 22, 2024 at 1:02 PM
holy shit the new zzz chapter is actually insanely good
i was very much impressed
i didn't expect to experience what i have experienced in a gacha game
December 20, 2024 at 6:16 PM
they really added vergil's judgement cut to zzz
what a beautiful world
December 20, 2024 at 5:07 PM
question to academic bluesky
is it possible that santa is traveling at a speeds close to the speed of light and experiences time dilation so that he has enough time to deliver gifts to every household on earth
December 19, 2024 at 6:44 PM
group theory is so funny cause why am I, a grown man, doing multiplication tables
December 15, 2024 at 12:00 AM
tying your hair is so cool cause it's like having short hair but also having long hair
December 11, 2024 at 2:15 PM
the weekend is started and im filled with posting energy

Narrator: this user wont hop on social media for the next 5 weeks
December 6, 2024 at 5:09 PM
sleeping 5 hours
staying at uni for 9 hours
and then sleeping another 5 hours is nasty business
December 6, 2024 at 5:07 PM
my feed feels like twitter mixed with facebook
on one hand there is awesome art and banger posts
but on other hand i am subjected to the most boomer memes ever crafted
December 5, 2024 at 9:39 PM
there is no hope for social media if this platform gets botted

bring back 3rd spaces as a plan B
bots are becoming a bigger thing on this platform now. not as bad as twitter, but it’s a shame that no matter what, we’re forced into experiencing the internet technological rot that infests online spaces now
December 5, 2024 at 9:37 PM
getting a good banner is the greatest struggle cuz how am i supposed to have a good pic with a 10:1 aspect ratio on my computer
November 18, 2024 at 8:10 PM