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Some aging rando.

Yeah, that's me in the picture. What, I'm gonna show my face? Hell no. My phone doesn't even know what I look like.

Pro democracy, human rights, peace, justice, all the good stuff.

@knwmoon@mastodon.online too
They've got real naming experts on staff, Jerry, they're obviously gonna go with hflexnob
December 6, 2025 at 5:59 AM
When this happens, we usually opt for PB&J over lava. Close call though
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
We're gonna get memes of the pumpkin lovers holding this up next to their skin, aren't we? 🤦‍♀️
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
In times of skint budgets, just eat what you got.
Simplifies things, at least.
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Honestly, you couldn't get me to a musical with money and a crow bar, Scrooge or otherwise... But I know how some people love to musical all the things! I just try to tolerate the strange impulses of others 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The best musical Scrooge ever?
December 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Why can't we ALL just have one nightmare after the other until this season is over with?!

Oh, wait...
December 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
That graphic around the logo.. The wing! 😱 omg. Pure horror. Whatever is the opposite of appetite, that is this.
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Good homemade pecan pies are good, no surprise there. Store bought pies have absolutely as few nuts as possible, because those are expensive, & as much sugar & thickeners as possible, because those are cheap as hell.

No wonder it has lost all credibility! Just get some pralines and call it a day 😅
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
You bet Thanksgiving Mac and cheese is a must! How else are they supposed to get those parade balloons inflated?

-- Signed, The Tragically Dairy Intolerant
a diary of a wimpy kid balloon is floating in the air
ALT: a diary of a wimpy kid balloon is floating in the air
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November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
That's if they are even trying to follow rules. As everyone with a young sibling probably experiences, the new kid may be learning an entirely different lesson from your mistakes
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I used to wonder how people amassed an army of henchmen in the first place, but I look around now and it's just henchies from sea to shining sea. Must be like fishing in a barrel.
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Hey, at least you're still holding on!
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"Wow, great episode of American tonight" vibes... How do we explain to this crowd that this is actually life and death stuff??
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Welcome to our club! We don't really have meetings though...
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This picture has got to end up in a dictionary somewhere as the illustration for the phrase "you can kiss my ass, old man"
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I should have a whole folder labeled "Who the hell put this in here?!"
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
At this point I'm just excited to see if I can set a new personal best (worst)
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Jerry, fuck.
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM