They've got real naming experts on staff, Jerry, they're obviously gonna go with hflexnob

When this happens, we usually opt for PB&J over lava. Close call though

We're gonna get memes of the pumpkin lovers holding this up next to their skin, aren't we? 🤦‍♀️

In times of skint budgets, just eat what you got.
Simplifies things, at least.

Honestly, you couldn't get me to a musical with money and a crow bar, Scrooge or otherwise... But I know how some people love to musical all the things! I just try to tolerate the strange impulses of others 🤣

The best musical Scrooge ever?

Why can't we ALL just have one nightmare after the other until this season is over with?!

Oh, wait...

That graphic around the logo.. The wing! 😱 omg. Pure horror. Whatever is the opposite of appetite, that is this.

Good homemade pecan pies are good, no surprise there. Store bought pies have absolutely as few nuts as possible, because those are expensive, & as much sugar & thickeners as possible, because those are cheap as hell.

No wonder it has lost all credibility! Just get some pralines and call it a day 😅

You bet Thanksgiving Mac and cheese is a must! How else are they supposed to get those parade balloons inflated?

-- Signed, The Tragically Dairy Intolerant

That's if they are even trying to follow rules. As everyone with a young sibling probably experiences, the new kid may be learning an entirely different lesson from your mistakes

I used to wonder how people amassed an army of henchmen in the first place, but I look around now and it's just henchies from sea to shining sea. Must be like fishing in a barrel.

Hey, at least you're still holding on!

"Wow, great episode of American tonight" vibes... How do we explain to this crowd that this is actually life and death stuff??

Welcome to our club! We don't really have meetings though...

This picture has got to end up in a dictionary somewhere as the illustration for the phrase "you can kiss my ass, old man"

I should have a whole folder labeled "Who the hell put this in here?!"

At this point I'm just excited to see if I can set a new personal best (worst)

Jerry, fuck.