Hoof Harted
@knucksie47.bsky.social
Heavy metal muscle mommy & actual vampire
My day started at 3:30am and I got home at 11:30pm, but it’s ok because there were non-alcoholic IPAs in the dressing room that I’m pretty sure were left by Steve O that now belong to me.
April 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
My day started at 3:30am and I got home at 11:30pm, but it’s ok because there were non-alcoholic IPAs in the dressing room that I’m pretty sure were left by Steve O that now belong to me.
Despite most likely breaking my finger, I had a great time snowboarding today.
March 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Despite most likely breaking my finger, I had a great time snowboarding today.
14 months of sobriety. Everything sucks right now, but I have to keep going.
March 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
14 months of sobriety. Everything sucks right now, but I have to keep going.
The most West Virginia thing I’ve ever seen
February 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The most West Virginia thing I’ve ever seen
Yes. I did buy Post Malone Oreos.
February 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Yes. I did buy Post Malone Oreos.
Despite allllllllll the terrible bullshit going on in the world, I had a really great day at work. I coached 18 people to a 500m PR on the rower, the most hated of all the gym equipment. EIGHTEEN!
February 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Despite allllllllll the terrible bullshit going on in the world, I had a really great day at work. I coached 18 people to a 500m PR on the rower, the most hated of all the gym equipment. EIGHTEEN!
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Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.
February 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.
Heyyyyyy I didn’t start drinking again even though everything is royally fucked
February 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Heyyyyyy I didn’t start drinking again even though everything is royally fucked
My Meta accounts are in the process of being downloaded in anticipation of deletion. Girl, bye.
February 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My Meta accounts are in the process of being downloaded in anticipation of deletion. Girl, bye.
Anyone want to meet up and just fucking scream?
January 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Anyone want to meet up and just fucking scream?
My tarantula died and I’m heartbroken. We had 4 1/2 spooky years together and I miss her so much.
January 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My tarantula died and I’m heartbroken. We had 4 1/2 spooky years together and I miss her so much.
Getting a little after work ink therapy from @voidshape.bsky.social
January 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Getting a little after work ink therapy from @voidshape.bsky.social
Best icicles on the block
January 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Best icicles on the block
Five days off of work because of covid and another day because of snow is devastating for someone without PTO. Feeling kinda fucked right now.
January 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Five days off of work because of covid and another day because of snow is devastating for someone without PTO. Feeling kinda fucked right now.
The last 4 years have not been kind to me, so I was kind to myself in 2024. Here’s to another sober year in 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The last 4 years have not been kind to me, so I was kind to myself in 2024. Here’s to another sober year in 2025.
2024 just couldn’t let me leave without a li’l Covid, now could it.
Neat
Neat
January 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
2024 just couldn’t let me leave without a li’l Covid, now could it.
Neat
Neat
Mentally drained, physically full of cookies
December 15, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Mentally drained, physically full of cookies
They’re plotting.
December 13, 2024 at 12:21 AM
They’re plotting.
Just saw a Cybertruck with the license plate CYBRTRK and threw up in my mouth a little.
December 6, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Just saw a Cybertruck with the license plate CYBRTRK and threw up in my mouth a little.
Almost a year of sobriety. An accomplishment considering that year was 2024.
December 1, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Almost a year of sobriety. An accomplishment considering that year was 2024.
The irony of decorating a xmas tree and listening to Spectral Wound is not lost on me
November 24, 2024 at 7:01 PM
The irony of decorating a xmas tree and listening to Spectral Wound is not lost on me
I bought a snowboard today. I needed a new way to be reckless.
November 22, 2024 at 11:06 PM
I bought a snowboard today. I needed a new way to be reckless.
This is Harvey. I rescued him from the streets. He repays me daily by eating trash can things and being a general menace.
November 22, 2024 at 7:06 PM
This is Harvey. I rescued him from the streets. He repays me daily by eating trash can things and being a general menace.