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knuckleshuffler.bsky.social
Cereal is a Soup
@knuckleshuffler.bsky.social
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Deuces baby
September 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
knuckleshuffler.bsky.social
This is the best I can do, and I've had this saved for so long that I don't even remember who to credit for it
It's Alf, in nude glory, hanging dong, but wearing a Santa hat, posing seductively on a stack of Xmas presents. The test reads "Merry Christmas Bluesky"
May 17, 2024 at 2:55 AM
knuckleshuffler.bsky.social
Roger is a little asshole who freeloads and doesn't do anything
Roger is an orange and white cat. He used to be a scrawny, scrappy little bastard of a stray, but now he lives on my bar's patio and is a friendly chunkass. He is laying on a patio chair while the sun rains down on him. Immediately after this photo was taken, he tried to scam food out of their food, despite already having eaten probably 3 times today. Everyone loves this shithead.
April 22, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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Okay, but ya boy feels hot today
A selfie, because I'm apparently a narcissist. Ya boi is a ginger with beyond shoulder length hair, let loose. Hair is mostly straight, but frazzled. I have a very short beard, wearing glasses and a shit-eating smirk
April 16, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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Roger being a little fucking goblin before I leave work for the day.
Roger, an orange and white cat, lays on a chair on a bar patio. He's a lying little bastard who hides his food so he can pretend like he's starving so customers feed him more.
April 9, 2024 at 12:11 AM
knuckleshuffler.bsky.social
Charlie, listen to advice. You're a dirty fucking asshole and oral health isn't an option
An image of wall graffiti in a bar bathroom. It reads "brush your teeth charlie" with a response from someone else that says "no"
February 8, 2024 at 5:04 AM
knuckleshuffler.bsky.social
I mean...
The logo for Spaghettio's arches across the top. Below is the mascot, a single Spaghetti O, wearing red Chuck Taylors and flexing its muscles like a body builder. It has two googley-looking eyes with disembodied eyebrows. And a tongue that's inexplicably on the top part of the central O hole, instead of the bottom. God is dead.
February 1, 2024 at 4:04 AM
knuckleshuffler.bsky.social
This magnet is on the side of one of the coolers in my bar. Let's be very real here. That's not Jager, that's spilled cum.
A 'drink responsibly' Jagermeister magnet (already an oxymoron) that features a spilled shit glass of Jager, with the text "who's sorry now?" The Jager is supposed to look like it's reflecting light, but that just makes it look like cum instead
January 12, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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A screenshot fron Super Godzilla on SNES. Godzilla walks towards the screen while a character from the game says "go ahead and destroy the financial district, Godzilla. Make the people happy"
December 21, 2023 at 4:58 PM
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Several sperm are swimming. One says "I can't wait, I'm going to be a shitposter." Another looks at them and says "bro, we in a fucking can of beans" It all stems from the golden beanfucker days of bsky.
December 19, 2023 at 1:49 AM
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The Crypt Keeper, from Tales From The Crypt. They are an undead being, dressed in a yellow suit and tie, because of course they are.
November 21, 2023 at 1:46 AM
knuckleshuffler.bsky.social
I am very drunk after work. I am wearing a gray and blue hoodie over a brighter blue t-shirt, and a Heineken hat because I didn't wash my hair today. I have glasses and don't know how to take pictures of myself.
November 21, 2023 at 12:25 AM
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I dressed up as my boss' mother
I, @knuckleshuffler am sitting to the right of an older white woman. She has brown, slightly graying hair, glasses, and is wearing a brown hoodie. I am wearing glasses, a white turtleneck, a brown cardigan, and a wig of brown hair with some gray, because that's what she usually wears.
October 31, 2023 at 10:31 PM
knuckleshuffler.bsky.social
Image shows a cartoonified Montresor and Fortunado. Fortunado is being sealed behind a brick wall, and is looking out as Montresor is holding a brick. Montresor says "I've dealt with your shit for long enough Fortunado." Fortunado replies "Very funny...LET ME OUT." Montresor says "Requiescat in brick, bitch."
October 19, 2023 at 4:37 AM
knuckleshuffler.bsky.social
A Star Trek meme, featuring Quark and Chief Engineer O'Brien. Quark states "I suppose your capitalists are less sly than ours." O'Brien responds "Our capitalists are dead. Ancient human workers slew them centuries ago. They were more trouble than they were worth"
October 15, 2023 at 6:38 AM
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A screenshot from Skyrim zoomed in on the text "You awaken feeling Well Rested."
October 12, 2023 at 4:22 AM
knuckleshuffler.bsky.social
This album should have been the beginning of world peace
The album cover for War all the Time, by Thursday
September 23, 2023 at 2:43 PM
knuckleshuffler.bsky.social
I can't believe I found a reason to post this
An image of a black glass door with a white stenciling of Godzilla's side profile. Below that, it reads "GODZILLA HEAD" with an arrow pointing left
September 22, 2023 at 6:54 PM
knuckleshuffler.bsky.social
Okay but my bar rn
An image from Touchtunes indicating that What A Day That Was, by Talking Heads is the next song in queue.
September 22, 2023 at 6:39 AM
knuckleshuffler.bsky.social
Screw your Meyers Briggs results, show me your last played on Touchtunes jukeboxes.
A touchtunes app listing of my most recent songs played. The list proceeds as follows: DMX- Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Sentenced - Bleed Orgy - Blue Monday Live - I Alone Temple of the Dog - Hunger Strike Alice in Chains - Would? Foo Fighters - Everlong
September 22, 2023 at 5:43 AM
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What a time to be alive. A sitting US Senator is posting about grabbing the hog.
A Twitter (X) post from Senator John Fetterman, which reads "I figure if I take up vaping and grabbing the hog during a live musical, they'll make me a folk hero" in response to a Fox News article complaining about the Senate dress code being dropped.
September 19, 2023 at 6:43 PM
knuckleshuffler.bsky.social
I love my local bar
Graffiti on a bathroom wall reads "STOP COP CITY." Someont attempted to write "get a job" between "Cop" and "City," but a hero wrote over "job" with "gun, kill a cop." There is a sticker that is cut off from the photo that reads "Fuck the police, listen to crime."
September 17, 2023 at 4:28 AM
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Roger, the orange and white patio cat, lays under a patio chair, listening to the 6 piece Jazz band play underneath the tent as a family enjoys dinner nearby. Roger loves jazz.
September 5, 2023 at 2:53 AM
knuckleshuffler.bsky.social
Roger says good morning.
Roger, an orange and white stray cat, chills in the shade on a sunny day, laying between a whiskey barrel and a patio table chair while I wait to open up the bar. He doesn't care that I have to work. He only wants food.
September 2, 2023 at 3:46 PM
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Roger just being a lazy little fuck, denying people the opportunity to sit down on the bar patio for an entire night.
Roger, the bar patio cat, takes a nap while the DJ and band does sound check. He's an orange and white little shithead, sleeping in a patio chair at a table, curled up nose to butt. Roger, while the band is playing. He's now laying head up, still in the same chair, 3 hours later. He declines head scratches.
August 25, 2023 at 6:06 AM