Rae Hammer
@knoxexcluded.bsky.social
Ex-Firefighter, probably the last human on earth.
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Rae Hammer
@knoxexcluded.bsky.social
· Dec 10
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Waos,,, Project Zomboid Survivor parody account,,
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The school was mostly empty, nothing really of interest there.
I built myself a little rain collector thingy though! Water's no longer gonna be a problem for me.
I built myself a little rain collector thingy though! Water's no longer gonna be a problem for me.
December 26, 2024 at 9:47 PM
The school was mostly empty, nothing really of interest there.
I built myself a little rain collector thingy though! Water's no longer gonna be a problem for me.
I built myself a little rain collector thingy though! Water's no longer gonna be a problem for me.
Okay, so!
I have decided to try to clear the town's school out of boredom.
There's quite a few of them just out here in the parking lot, and it's raining, so don't expect me to post that much.
I have decided to try to clear the town's school out of boredom.
There's quite a few of them just out here in the parking lot, and it's raining, so don't expect me to post that much.
December 26, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Okay, so!
I have decided to try to clear the town's school out of boredom.
There's quite a few of them just out here in the parking lot, and it's raining, so don't expect me to post that much.
I have decided to try to clear the town's school out of boredom.
There's quite a few of them just out here in the parking lot, and it's raining, so don't expect me to post that much.
Okay, so!
I made it out of there, got a couple tidbits of food, a whole log of lumber, a bug, and a map.
Here's a picture of it, March Ridge is actually not that far away from Rosewood.
Might be worth checking out later.
I made it out of there, got a couple tidbits of food, a whole log of lumber, a bug, and a map.
Here's a picture of it, March Ridge is actually not that far away from Rosewood.
Might be worth checking out later.
December 25, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Okay, so!
I made it out of there, got a couple tidbits of food, a whole log of lumber, a bug, and a map.
Here's a picture of it, March Ridge is actually not that far away from Rosewood.
Might be worth checking out later.
I made it out of there, got a couple tidbits of food, a whole log of lumber, a bug, and a map.
Here's a picture of it, March Ridge is actually not that far away from Rosewood.
Might be worth checking out later.
Hello everyone!
Decided to take this thing on a walk.
Don't expect me to reply that soon, I can't exactly stop moving for too long.
Decided to take this thing on a walk.
Don't expect me to reply that soon, I can't exactly stop moving for too long.
December 25, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Hello everyone!
Decided to take this thing on a walk.
Don't expect me to reply that soon, I can't exactly stop moving for too long.
Decided to take this thing on a walk.
Don't expect me to reply that soon, I can't exactly stop moving for too long.
I can probably help you with that! You won't have arms but... at least you'd be alive.
December 17, 2024 at 8:25 PM
I can probably help you with that! You won't have arms but... at least you'd be alive.
...
That works! Holy shit. I.
That works! Holy shit. I.
December 17, 2024 at 8:21 PM
...
That works! Holy shit. I.
That works! Holy shit. I.
You're. you're like.
Fucked.
Fucked.
December 17, 2024 at 8:02 PM
You're. you're like.
Fucked.
Fucked.
...
How do I tell you this.
How do I tell you this.
December 17, 2024 at 7:57 PM
...
How do I tell you this.
How do I tell you this.
Big boom stick make bad person go away.
December 17, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Big boom stick make bad person go away.
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Hey everyone, I forgot to introduce myself in the last one, I'm Rae, Rae Hammer, probably all you need to know.
It's way too foggy to go out right now, so I decided to kill time by asking you guys a question:
Should I or should I not saw this bad boy off?
It's way too foggy to go out right now, so I decided to kill time by asking you guys a question:
Should I or should I not saw this bad boy off?
December 17, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Hey everyone, I forgot to introduce myself in the last one, I'm Rae, Rae Hammer, probably all you need to know.
It's way too foggy to go out right now, so I decided to kill time by asking you guys a question:
Should I or should I not saw this bad boy off?
It's way too foggy to go out right now, so I decided to kill time by asking you guys a question:
Should I or should I not saw this bad boy off?
Reposted by Rae Hammer
[ OOC ]
Chat please interact with me
Chat please interact with me
December 17, 2024 at 1:44 AM
[ OOC ]
Chat please interact with me
Chat please interact with me
...The shotgun I'm holding in my hands?
December 17, 2024 at 1:49 AM
...The shotgun I'm holding in my hands?
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My... Head hurts.
What... happened?
What... happened?
October 16, 2024 at 11:17 PM
My... Head hurts.
What... happened?
What... happened?
Hey everyone, I forgot to introduce myself in the last one, I'm Rae, Rae Hammer, probably all you need to know.
It's way too foggy to go out right now, so I decided to kill time by asking you guys a question:
Should I or should I not saw this bad boy off?
It's way too foggy to go out right now, so I decided to kill time by asking you guys a question:
Should I or should I not saw this bad boy off?
December 17, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Hey everyone, I forgot to introduce myself in the last one, I'm Rae, Rae Hammer, probably all you need to know.
It's way too foggy to go out right now, so I decided to kill time by asking you guys a question:
Should I or should I not saw this bad boy off?
It's way too foggy to go out right now, so I decided to kill time by asking you guys a question:
Should I or should I not saw this bad boy off?
Reposted by Rae Hammer
𝐲𝐞𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 '𝐲𝐨𝐮'.
October 16, 2024 at 11:13 PM
𝐲𝐞𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 '𝐲𝐨𝐮'.
How do you not...??
...ugh, whatever, just... don't put that much energy into your speech.
...ugh, whatever, just... don't put that much energy into your speech.
CARMIN WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEWHERE TO REST AND FOUND HERE!
ALSO HOW DOES CARMIN BE QUITER?
ALSO HOW DOES CARMIN BE QUITER?
...Ssure, nice to meet you too.
Uh, how did you even... get here?
And, I'd honestly rather you be a little bit quieter for a lot of reasons, one of them being our safety.
Uh, how did you even... get here?
And, I'd honestly rather you be a little bit quieter for a lot of reasons, one of them being our safety.
December 16, 2024 at 3:40 AM
How do you not...??
...ugh, whatever, just... don't put that much energy into your speech.
...ugh, whatever, just... don't put that much energy into your speech.
...Ssure, nice to meet you too.
Uh, how did you even... get here?
And, I'd honestly rather you be a little bit quieter for a lot of reasons, one of them being our safety.
Uh, how did you even... get here?
And, I'd honestly rather you be a little bit quieter for a lot of reasons, one of them being our safety.
SCREAMING? THIS IS CARMIN’S NORMAL VOICE!
*he’s uh- dripping- like as if he isn’t entirely solid-*
ALSO CARMIN NOT KNOW HOW OLD CARMIN IS, BUT CARMIN IS HAPPY TO MEET NEW FRIEND
*he’s uh- dripping- like as if he isn’t entirely solid-*
ALSO CARMIN NOT KNOW HOW OLD CARMIN IS, BUT CARMIN IS HAPPY TO MEET NEW FRIEND
Jeez! Stop screaming! I can hear you already!
...Um, I'm Rae, you, um, sound pretty young.
...Um, I'm Rae, you, um, sound pretty young.
December 16, 2024 at 1:27 AM
...Ssure, nice to meet you too.
Uh, how did you even... get here?
And, I'd honestly rather you be a little bit quieter for a lot of reasons, one of them being our safety.
Uh, how did you even... get here?
And, I'd honestly rather you be a little bit quieter for a lot of reasons, one of them being our safety.
Jeez! Stop screaming! I can hear you already!
...Um, I'm Rae, you, um, sound pretty young.
...Um, I'm Rae, you, um, sound pretty young.
ME IS CARMIN! WHAT IS STRANGER’S NAME!?
...I might be going insane.
What the hell??
What the hell??
December 16, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Jeez! Stop screaming! I can hear you already!
...Um, I'm Rae, you, um, sound pretty young.
...Um, I'm Rae, you, um, sound pretty young.
...I might be going insane.
What the hell??
What the hell??
December 16, 2024 at 12:52 AM
...I might be going insane.
What the hell??
What the hell??
Oh, oh my god, hello??
*Half panicking, half extremely excited.*
*Half panicking, half extremely excited.*
[a voice is heared at the other side]
⚪️:hello…
⚪️:hello…
So I found this weird device on one of their corpses, and I think I've figured out how it works.
I honestly doubt anyone's gonna answer me, considering the world has gone to shit, but, if anyone hears this...
Hi?? Hello?? Please tell me I'm not the only one left.
I honestly doubt anyone's gonna answer me, considering the world has gone to shit, but, if anyone hears this...
Hi?? Hello?? Please tell me I'm not the only one left.
December 11, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Oh, oh my god, hello??
*Half panicking, half extremely excited.*
*Half panicking, half extremely excited.*
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Waos,,, Project Zomboid Survivor parody account,,
December 10, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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Waos,,, Project Zomboid Survivor parody account,,
Waos,,, Project Zomboid Survivor parody account,,
So I found this weird device on one of their corpses, and I think I've figured out how it works.
I honestly doubt anyone's gonna answer me, considering the world has gone to shit, but, if anyone hears this...
Hi?? Hello?? Please tell me I'm not the only one left.
I honestly doubt anyone's gonna answer me, considering the world has gone to shit, but, if anyone hears this...
Hi?? Hello?? Please tell me I'm not the only one left.
December 10, 2024 at 11:36 PM
So I found this weird device on one of their corpses, and I think I've figured out how it works.
I honestly doubt anyone's gonna answer me, considering the world has gone to shit, but, if anyone hears this...
Hi?? Hello?? Please tell me I'm not the only one left.
I honestly doubt anyone's gonna answer me, considering the world has gone to shit, but, if anyone hears this...
Hi?? Hello?? Please tell me I'm not the only one left.