Knotty Dad
@knottydad4u.bsky.social
🔞 NSFW. 40's Dad. PhD in Philosophy. Fucked sense of humor. No such thing as 'taboo' in my world. Sometimes the safest place to hide is out in the open. Humanity is intrinsically untrustworthy. ☣️
It starts early - trust me 🤪
January 30, 2026 at 7:49 PM
It starts early - trust me 🤪
Please finish before your appointment next time 😁
January 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Please finish before your appointment next time 😁
Disneyland for Spring Break? Dad says 'yes' 😁🐭
January 30, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Disneyland for Spring Break? Dad says 'yes' 😁🐭
January 30, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Are you prepared for the tough questions? 🤔😂😈
January 30, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Are you prepared for the tough questions? 🤔😂😈
Hidden Scooby snacks? 🤔🫣😁
January 30, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Hidden Scooby snacks? 🤔🫣😁
She knows they're just handlebars for the ride! 😈
January 30, 2026 at 3:42 PM
She knows they're just handlebars for the ride! 😈
Some jobs are just cruel at the core 😭🍕👃
January 30, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Some jobs are just cruel at the core 😭🍕👃
Deep breaths, I'll go slow. 😜
January 29, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Deep breaths, I'll go slow. 😜
Coping wisdom 101: 😁🥃
January 29, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Coping wisdom 101: 😁🥃
Freudian 'slip' perhaps? 🤭
January 29, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Freudian 'slip' perhaps? 🤭
Don't forget to tip your ring tone tech today 📱📳
January 29, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Don't forget to tip your ring tone tech today 📱📳
Think I'll take my chances 😁
January 29, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Think I'll take my chances 😁
Better than Cat in the Hat 🎩🎶
January 29, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Better than Cat in the Hat 🎩🎶
January 29, 2026 at 4:18 PM
You might wanna go ahead and let him send that dick-pic before the first date 🧐😄
January 29, 2026 at 3:56 PM
You might wanna go ahead and let him send that dick-pic before the first date 🧐😄
Mom, you need to make a bigger batch! 🤔😄
January 29, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Mom, you need to make a bigger batch! 🤔😄
Is this economy hurting you, or are you set for life? Let me know in the comments. 👇😁
January 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Is this economy hurting you, or are you set for life? Let me know in the comments. 👇😁
Keep your priorities straight during this harsh winter storm, Mom! 🤭☃️
January 28, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Keep your priorities straight during this harsh winter storm, Mom! 🤭☃️
I'm going Cucumber Lemon, just sounds more refreshing to me 🤔
January 28, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I'm going Cucumber Lemon, just sounds more refreshing to me 🤔
Musta been the Hammer Beetle 😂🍆🪰
January 28, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Musta been the Hammer Beetle 😂🍆🪰