Hi

🍆

Yes they are.

I'll point it right at your whiskers!

I am now looking at your ass

Let’s pump those numbers up. I’ll let you have fifteen minute breaks between rounds.

lemme live vicariously through you for a few

… hang on a second—

… but also yes.

I like dicks of all sizes, but also why are you lying about it, I can literally see your dick

“You look WAY bigger than that!!!”

No, that’s just how big six inches and change is, everyone just inflates by an inch

Big turn-off & generally annoyed with how unavoidable the sweat/musk kinks are

I can avoid extreme and weird kinks like vore easily enough, but stink clouds and sweat droplets are just: everywhere, and folks just assume everyone’s into those kinks

In the time that I've been in New York City (only three months), I've been two people's first gay experience -- something that I don't specifically look for and also don't have a kink for, which makes it interesting that the number is so much higher than the 0 I had in Seattle

I've heard "bro" more times in the last three months than in the rest of my life, and it's astonishing how many gays are specifically looking for """""straight""" dick

I guess what I mean by this is, the Seattle scene is very focused on embracing the aesthetic of "queerness," and NYC on the aesthetic of "straightness," both to what I consider pretty toxic extents

No spoilers!!

no, I am going to exacerbate it 😈

just bring it over here and--

... hey look, there's something behind you --

... just turn around real quick and --