Knoqturne
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Honey Bunches of Oats is an adult cereal for people who like kid cereal.
Frosted Flakes is a kid cereal for people who like adult cereal.
Frosted Flakes is a kid cereal for people who like adult cereal.
September 6, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Honey Bunches of Oats is an adult cereal for people who like kid cereal.
Frosted Flakes is a kid cereal for people who like adult cereal.
Frosted Flakes is a kid cereal for people who like adult cereal.
Overheard at a Panera: a man calling multiple stores in hopes of finding a seemingly obscure beverage. "I'll find Jesus before I find this drink!" "This is like looking for the One Piece..."
Hope you find your drink, friend...
Hope you find your drink, friend...
August 25, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Overheard at a Panera: a man calling multiple stores in hopes of finding a seemingly obscure beverage. "I'll find Jesus before I find this drink!" "This is like looking for the One Piece..."
Hope you find your drink, friend...
Hope you find your drink, friend...
I was today years old when I learned there's more than one Blue Man Group. I always thought those guys just got around...
's like learning the Mall Santas aren't the actual Santa.
#blue
#dabadeedabadye
's like learning the Mall Santas aren't the actual Santa.
#blue
#dabadeedabadye
August 22, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I was today years old when I learned there's more than one Blue Man Group. I always thought those guys just got around...
's like learning the Mall Santas aren't the actual Santa.
#blue
#dabadeedabadye
's like learning the Mall Santas aren't the actual Santa.
#blue
#dabadeedabadye
Made banana bread tonight. Despite an unrelated headache and the wrong kind of pan, I think I did a nice job. It's got PB chips!
August 14, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Made banana bread tonight. Despite an unrelated headache and the wrong kind of pan, I think I did a nice job. It's got PB chips!
"Is this one of your nipples?!"
My fiancee is excited about poking around with the cat.
My fiancee is excited about poking around with the cat.
August 12, 2024 at 9:48 PM
"Is this one of your nipples?!"
My fiancee is excited about poking around with the cat.
My fiancee is excited about poking around with the cat.
Went to my local Maruichi and asked for deer crackers. Pretty sure they think I'm the town weirdo now. #anime #mydeerfriendnokotan
August 12, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Went to my local Maruichi and asked for deer crackers. Pretty sure they think I'm the town weirdo now. #anime #mydeerfriendnokotan
Just predicted the number of credits in Sesame Street Follow That Bird exactly correctly! I think Count Von Count is in my mind.
August 10, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Just predicted the number of credits in Sesame Street Follow That Bird exactly correctly! I think Count Von Count is in my mind.
Drove by a combination Dunkin' Donuts/Sherwin Williams today. Hope they're extra careful with their cups. Imagine ordering Turkish Coffee and getting a hot cuppa SW 6076
August 4, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Drove by a combination Dunkin' Donuts/Sherwin Williams today. Hope they're extra careful with their cups. Imagine ordering Turkish Coffee and getting a hot cuppa SW 6076
Spongebob and Squidward are too distracted by Sandy's family to notice each other have been there the whole time #animation #cartoons #netflix
August 4, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Spongebob and Squidward are too distracted by Sandy's family to notice each other have been there the whole time #animation #cartoons #netflix
Do the Olympics count as an isekai for the non-French athletes?
July 31, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Do the Olympics count as an isekai for the non-French athletes?