Knoqturne
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Knoqturne
@knoqturne.bsky.social
enby 💛🤍💜🖤 writer 📝 (mostly) reformed theater kid 🎭 sci fi apologist 🖖💫 animation nerd 🐁🐇🖊 sometimes i make people laugh on purpose 😄 amateur cook/baker 🍲🍰 tabletop enthusiast 🎲 norse heritage but chill about it 🇸🇪 they/zi
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October 8, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Honey Bunches of Oats is an adult cereal for people who like kid cereal.

Frosted Flakes is a kid cereal for people who like adult cereal.
September 6, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Overheard at a Panera: a man calling multiple stores in hopes of finding a seemingly obscure beverage. "I'll find Jesus before I find this drink!" "This is like looking for the One Piece..."
Hope you find your drink, friend...
August 25, 2024 at 2:06 AM
I was today years old when I learned there's more than one Blue Man Group. I always thought those guys just got around...
's like learning the Mall Santas aren't the actual Santa.
#blue

#dabadeedabadye
August 22, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Made banana bread tonight. Despite an unrelated headache and the wrong kind of pan, I think I did a nice job. It's got PB chips!
August 14, 2024 at 11:41 PM
"Is this one of your nipples?!"
My fiancee is excited about poking around with the cat.
August 12, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Went to my local Maruichi and asked for deer crackers. Pretty sure they think I'm the town weirdo now. #anime #mydeerfriendnokotan
August 12, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Just predicted the number of credits in Sesame Street Follow That Bird exactly correctly! I think Count Von Count is in my mind.
August 10, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Drove by a combination Dunkin' Donuts/Sherwin Williams today. Hope they're extra careful with their cups. Imagine ordering Turkish Coffee and getting a hot cuppa SW 6076
August 4, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Spongebob and Squidward are too distracted by Sandy's family to notice each other have been there the whole time #animation #cartoons #netflix
August 4, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Do the Olympics count as an isekai for the non-French athletes?
July 31, 2024 at 2:40 PM