Having children is a form of findom

Beastiality enjoyed be like, my dog is beautiful on the inside

I was so excited to be able to put together an all kids production of my favourite Jewish musical. Now, staring at the banner on the front of the theater, I can see that "Child Fidler on the Roof" is not the hit tag line i thought it would be

Why is it called scissoring when, surely, it should be lip sinking?

I recently found out the German girl I hooked up with lied about her age. How's that for a kinder suprise

Therapist: Lighting McQueen Cuck Chair can't hurt you
Lightning McQueen Cuck Chair:

Why does God give his gayest soldiers his strongest post nut clarity

When I first slept with the post mater general, I used whatever I could for protection. I'm now worried I may pushed the envelope too far

When first I saw the judge I got an erection, but I was afraid it wouldn't hold up in court

I've never felt a weight like burying a dead child.
You'd think they'd make the coffins lighter

Does anyone know what the carry-on limit for live snakes is? asking for a friend

I have no chin, but I must mogg

If I had a rabbit, he'd be so much of a weapon I'd have to call him Robert Hoppenhimer