Husband: it’s our actual anniversary. Nothing technical about it.
Me: just because it’s literally something doesn’t mean it isn’t also technically something. They’re not mutually exclusive.
Husband: *glares*
I’m technically right, the best kind.
Husband: it’s our actual anniversary. Nothing technical about it.
Me: just because it’s literally something doesn’t mean it isn’t also technically something. They’re not mutually exclusive.
Husband: *glares*
I’m technically right, the best kind.
Cut muffin in half, put it in a pan with a little butter until it gets crunchy bits. Then flip it over, add more butter, and squish it down a bit. More crispy bits. You’re welcome.
Cut muffin in half, put it in a pan with a little butter until it gets crunchy bits. Then flip it over, add more butter, and squish it down a bit. More crispy bits. You’re welcome.
I also think about the guy I asked to catch me an opossum and when he tried, he came running back shrieking, "I didn't know they hissed."
I also think about the guy I asked to catch me an opossum and when he tried, he came running back shrieking, "I didn't know they hissed."