Knitivity
knitivity.bsky.social
Knitivity
@knitivity.bsky.social
Knitted decorations made by me and sold on Etsy. I’m slightly better on Instagram (@knitivity) but that’s not saying much…

https://knitivityknits.etsy.com
Hi! Not me! While I am thrilled that you support makers, I think you’ve tagged the wrong person. I’m an Irish lady who makes knitted baubles!
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
End of 🧵. Happy Christmas everyone!!
December 25, 2024 at 10:14 AM
Christmas Fact:
The “t” in Christmas is purposefully shaped like a crucifix as a setup for the ending of the story. Sharp eyed readers will have noticed this and it’s just good writing
December 25, 2024 at 10:14 AM
Christmas Fact:
In 1987, marketeer Max Bump tried to shake the bigs up by hiring Krampus instead of Santa to work the floor at Macy’s in New York. 217 dead customers later and Max had to admit in a press release “I missed the mark on that one”
December 25, 2024 at 10:13 AM
Christmas Fact:
The Pyramids are actually ancient Christmas trees that have shed and petrified over millennia. They were mad for Christmas in ancient Mesopotamia. Ho ho ho-tep
December 25, 2024 at 10:13 AM
Christmas Fact:
Every Christmas Santa commits almost 8 billion GDPR infractions with absolutely no sign of remorse and every intention to recommit. However there are no personal data laws in Lapland.
December 25, 2024 at 10:12 AM
Christmas Fact:
There are more reindeer than just Rudolph… There’s: unt Dasher, unt Dixson, unt Fighty, unt Bitey, unt Stabby, unt Bashful, unt Farty, unt Melancholy, and Derik
December 25, 2024 at 10:12 AM
Christmas Fact:
Yamaha were the world leaders in synthesisers and keyboards in the 70s. To celebrate the new decade of 1980, they furnished Paul McCartney with their top of the range synths. He wrote “simply having a wonderful Christmas time”. They never sold another synth
December 25, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Christmas Fact:
The snowman is NOT anatomically correct and should not be used to train doctors. Too many nasal MDs have been confused by patients not having carrots on their faces
December 25, 2024 at 10:10 AM
I sure did! Looking good! Have a wonderful Christmas xx
December 25, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Happy Christmas Helen x
December 25, 2024 at 12:18 AM
You’re so welcome Orla!
December 16, 2024 at 4:35 PM
And so the students become the masters.

Happy heathen Christmas to all!
December 15, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Time traveller
December 15, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Did someone say “more snakes!”?
December 15, 2024 at 3:04 PM
The dinosaurs are taking over the stable
December 15, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Caught red handed (tentacled?)
December 15, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Snakes, oh so many snakes
December 15, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Dinner time for dinosaurs
December 15, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Raining frogs
December 15, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Random woman getting ready to kill something or someone
December 15, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Joseph running away from Mary
December 15, 2024 at 3:01 PM