Not the mustard!!!!

Imagine being threatened by deli meats.

Nothing will come of this.

Those are awful big concepts for that sheet wearing piece of filth. Let’s have her define them. Better yet, spell them.

Yes! I’m actually on a waiting list for Hobonichi. The new ones are released in October and sell out so fast! Honestly, I just have an unnatural love of stationary. lol. Have you checked out jet pens? It’s evil.

I used to bullet journal with a lechtrum and it’s easily the best notebook ever. For planners I LOVE Hobonichi.

Why bother any more? No one in congress actually gives a shit.

So what you’re saying is we witnessed the rare, public display of cowardice by a politician.

I feel confident that a display such as this will not be seen again any time soon.

Whut?? What did I miss?

“I do not think that word means what you think it means. “

I’ve seen a lot of movies about terrorism and even played some video games! And I already have my own apartment. I’d like to throw my hat into the ring for consideration. (Hope my lack of model U.N. or lawn care experience won’t get in the way).

WTF did he just say? Did he get some bad chicken?

Fuck that guy. Leave that twatwaffle to the leopards.

They’re 2 little bitches in a slap fight; it will be a short and stupid fight. We’re going to need a lot of popcorn.