Knighty
@knighty.bsky.social
Kevin Knight | Comic-impressionist | here for a laugh. All views are through the window.
Metronome = A very small person found on the underground rail system in Paris.
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Metronome = A very small person found on the underground rail system in Paris.
I was going to attend a seminar on how to be more independent, but I had no one to go with.
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I was going to attend a seminar on how to be more independent, but I had no one to go with.
I really get confused with the different sections in an orchestra.
I don't know my bass from my oboe.
I don't know my bass from my oboe.
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I really get confused with the different sections in an orchestra.
I don't know my bass from my oboe.
I don't know my bass from my oboe.
So, I said to the librarian, "Do you have any books about pantomime villains?"
She said, "Yes, it's behind you!"
She said, "Yes, it's behind you!"
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 AM
So, I said to the librarian, "Do you have any books about pantomime villains?"
She said, "Yes, it's behind you!"
She said, "Yes, it's behind you!"
Hand up the person who has been fiddling with the thermostat. 🥶
November 17, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Hand up the person who has been fiddling with the thermostat. 🥶
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A person asked me if I would be willing to steal items of playground equipment.
I was so outraged that I took a swing for him.
I was so outraged that I took a swing for him.
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
A person asked me if I would be willing to steal items of playground equipment.
I was so outraged that I took a swing for him.
I was so outraged that I took a swing for him.
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I've got depression and amnesia. So I drink to forget, but forget to drink.
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I've got depression and amnesia. So I drink to forget, but forget to drink.