Dan Suárez
@knightro2011.bsky.social
Rachel’s husband, Olivia’s dada. Dabbles in #golf, huge sports fan, #FloridaMan, #Braves #Bolts #HEAT #UCF. #BuiltByUCF BSBA, MBA. Tweets (are they called tweets here?) are mine.
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Donald Trump is such an enormous fucking doofus
June 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Donald Trump is such an enormous fucking doofus
Just as a starter, 3 states get electricity from Canada…
Trump: "We don't need anything from Canada, and yet it costs up $200b in subsidy to keep Canada afloat. So when I say they should be a state, I mean that. I really mean that ... some people don't have the cards."
March 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Just as a starter, 3 states get electricity from Canada…
I think I’d rather have Casey DeSantis over this clown.
Tbf, I’d rather have neither of those options though.
Tbf, I’d rather have neither of those options though.
VARNEY: Would you use Florida taxpayers dollars to buy Bitcoin for your Florida reserve?
BYRON DONALDS: That part remains to be seen
BYRON DONALDS: That part remains to be seen
March 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I think I’d rather have Casey DeSantis over this clown.
Tbf, I’d rather have neither of those options though.
Tbf, I’d rather have neither of those options though.
I can’t believe we, as PA, voted for this Connecticut dipshit to represent our commonwealth.
Dave McCormick on Trump's trade war: "I think everything you're seeing is consistent with what President Trump said on the campaign trail that he was gonna do."
(Trump literally promised to lower prices on day one and they're going up!)
(Trump literally promised to lower prices on day one and they're going up!)
March 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I can’t believe we, as PA, voted for this Connecticut dipshit to represent our commonwealth.
That’s my congressman!
We just walked out of the state of the Union. My shirt showed Trump an important message: NO KINGS LIVE HERE.
In the spirit of student protestors from the Civil Rights Movement, I’m proud to have protested and walked out with many of my colleagues. This is NOT a normal time.
In the spirit of student protestors from the Civil Rights Movement, I’m proud to have protested and walked out with many of my colleagues. This is NOT a normal time.
March 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
That’s my congressman!
Never forget Tommy couldn’t coach his Cincinnati team to beat UCF.
Tuberville: "We're getting to a point now where women and girls sports and getting ready to be extinct. Because already in states across this country, we have high school teams that are made up of totally boys participating against girls."
March 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Never forget Tommy couldn’t coach his Cincinnati team to beat UCF.
This dumbass said he was going to lower egg prices on day 1.
Trump: "Eggs. I'm hearing so much about eggs. You'll figure it out. You gotta figure something out fast. And we inherited all the problems ... the big things, really, we can blame other people for."
February 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This dumbass said he was going to lower egg prices on day 1.
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Kendrick Lamar is the first recipient of the Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Kendrick Lamar is the first recipient of the Nobel Hate Prize
I’m not religious. I’m pretty happy tbh.
Donald Trump: “I really believe you can't be happy without religion, without that belief. I really believe it; I just don’t see how you can. So let's bring religion back…”
February 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m not religious. I’m pretty happy tbh.
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John Cena says he will compete in the Elimination Chamber
February 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
John Cena says he will compete in the Elimination Chamber
Deleted the Twitter app off my phone. Felt damn good to do.
January 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Deleted the Twitter app off my phone. Felt damn good to do.
Tommy Tuberville couldn’t beat UCF.
Tommy Tuberville is treating a bishop speaking some uncomfortable truths to Trump today like it's a combination of 9/11 and Pearl Harbor
January 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Tommy Tuberville couldn’t beat UCF.
I cannot state how bad the Penguins defense is. Saw it last night in person and my god…
This is what happens when you keep the band together well past their primes. #hockeysky
This is what happens when you keep the band together well past their primes. #hockeysky
November 23, 2024 at 4:21 PM
I cannot state how bad the Penguins defense is. Saw it last night in person and my god…
This is what happens when you keep the band together well past their primes. #hockeysky
This is what happens when you keep the band together well past their primes. #hockeysky
My favorite hockey club is here?! LFG!!!
November 21, 2024 at 7:26 PM
My favorite hockey club is here?! LFG!!!
Alright, let’s start seeing what this place is about.
November 21, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Alright, let’s start seeing what this place is about.