Chig Martin. He's a maga piece of shit that traded his red hat for a blue one because he thought it would get him the votes for promoting his cannabis business.

... I know it's irresponsible of me, but still, jussayin, I bet he was a cop at some point. And I'll bet someone knew him.

It'll take way longer to catch him than the shooter of the insurance CEO

Jk, April fools, right? Fucking wanker. Im still pretty pissed and pretty disappointed in you.

False hope isn't a prank. It's cruelty.