Knifeman
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Knifeman
@knifemaneveryday.bsky.social
I am NOT William Knifeman
Actors name is Dallas Goldtooth
Name of show is ‘ Reservation Dogs’
You ever see a rez dog chase a 4-wheeler for fun, then stop and lay down like it’s all part of the prophecy?
Yeah. He’s the real medicine man. 🔥
June 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Rez dogs be like: “I don’t belong to nobody, but I will escort you to the store, judge your life choices, and bark at your ex.”

That’s community service. 🐕
June 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Elder told me, “Your spirit’s tired ‘cause your mouth keeps making promises your energy can’t cash.”
That’s his way of saying “stop volunteering for everything.”
He’s not wrong.
June 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Elder said, “If you can’t wake up before the sun, then don’t complain when life leaves you in the dark.”
Sir… I was just trying to explain why I missed the ride. 🌅😩
June 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Turned my auntie’s gossip into a podcast.
Called it “Spiritual Tea with Aunt Jo.”
First episode: “That Man Ain’t Even Enrolled.”
We charting next to true crime now. 🎙️
June 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I said I was open to receiving messages from the spirit world.

Then my auntie’s chihuahua stared at me for 5 minutes straight.

I ain’t been the same since.
June 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
You carry the blood of your ancestors, the dreams of your people, and three half-empty energy drinks. Use them wisely.
June 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
One of my ancestors showed up in a dream.

Told me to stop messing with that girl whose aura smells like vape juice and trouble.
💨👁
June 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Told my nephew I’m a spirit warrior.
He said, “Nah, you’re just unemployed.”
Kids got no respect these days. 😩💼🪓
June 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
You ever go to a Native event and just know someone there is gonna end up in your next storytime?

😂 Drop your funniest Rez moment
June 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Name a ceremony snack that hits harder than frybread fresh out the oil. Wrong answers will be judged by the ancestors.
June 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
June 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I went to a sweat to heal. Came out emotionally reset, spiritually lifted… and lowkey dehydrated. Bring water next time, warriors.
June 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Native aunties will roast you, pray for you, feed you, then ask why you're single in one breath. Spiritual warfare, but with love.
June 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
If you think smudging is just for vibes, try dating someone who doesn’t do it. That’s how you end up crying over a Walmart parking lot breakup.
June 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Baby William Knifeman #Aho #RezDogs
June 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
December 6, 2024 at 6:08 PM
To my native folks — MAYBE its time to say fuck it and whistle at night. Lets see what happens.
November 27, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Who on here is a fan of Rez Dogs?
November 16, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 3:52 AM