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knifejogger.bsky.social
@knifejogger.bsky.social
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Quagsire fan • I like Pokemon, birds, and bugs
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I wonder what Epstein was doing in 2001
glowing brain meme
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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yeeeeeaaaaahh booooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
A photo of the night sky with the aurora borealis visible with green glow below and reddish pink streaks above. At the bottom of the photo there are silhouettes of trees and some marshy plants (I think they might be phragmites).
November 13, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Image with three red no symbols over clip art of a loudspeaker, computer, and kiosks. Text reads: All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To And I Will Never Speak To You I Do Not Want To Hear “Thank You” From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue
October 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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BABY
A fuzzy little jumping spider (possibly a bold jumper, but I’m not an expert) on a green picnic table. The spider is looking up at the camera.
September 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Photo of Weird Al laying on the floor holding an accordion, surrounded by many pairs of Vans shoes.
September 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I used to have a Zune that was this color
A second generation Zune mp3 player. It is an olive green color, which matches the color in the quoted post.
August 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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the anomalocaris holy trinity:
Digimon card of Anomalocarimon (which was called Scorpiomon in English) Pokémon card of Anorith Yu-Gi-Oh! card of Paleozoic Anomalocaris
March 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Bobon and Dedoit
A flat brim Boston Red Sox hat. It says Boston but also has the B logo overlapping it directly in the middle, so it looks more like it says Bobon. A flat brim Detroit Tigers hat. It says Detroit but also has the D logo overlapping it directly in the middle, so it looks more like it says Dedoit.
March 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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[YELLING] I LOVE SOUP !!!!!!!!
A bowl of ramen noodle soup with vegetables (baby bok choy, carrots, corn, and green onion), topped with a big ol’ piece of chicken katsu
February 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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I couldn’t pass by without making this
The “LeBron James Reportedly” meme, picturing him pinching the bridge of his nose, with bold text underneath saying “LeBron James Reportedly Woke Up Entire House At 3 AM Trying To Sneak Cookies Out The Loud Ass Plastic Case”
January 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Reminder to self: despite everything, there is still beauty in the world.
Photo of a sunrise. In the foreground is a rolling hill dusted with snow. In the distance over a silhouette of the treeline, the sun is rising, glowing orange and painting the sky orange and yellow in a horizontal strip, with clouds above. At the top, the grey clouds disperse slightly, revealing pale blue sky.
December 13, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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HOLY SHIT
A giant, and I mean absolutely huge, plastic tub of Reese’s peanut butter cups at a big box store. The label says it contains 375 cups and weighs over 12 pounds.
October 20, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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NOOOOOOOOO FREE HIM
Aaron Paul screaming meme
October 20, 2024 at 1:25 PM
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borger 🤤
A homemade cheeseburger on a plate with tater tots. The burger has two smashed patties, melty cheese, grilled onions and green bell peppers, and bacon. The same burger as before, now cut in half to show a cross section.
February 4, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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Neuralink test trials are going as expected
A screenshot from the Max Headroom episode "Blipverts". It is an illustration of a person sitting in a chair in front of a TV, with the TV beaming the word BUY into the person repeatedly. The person's head is highlighted, representing energy gathering in their body. In this episode, the blipvert commercials are causing people to explode.
February 3, 2024 at 4:58 AM
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I grew up on these streets
A screenshot from the PC game "Putt Putt Saves the Zoo". Putt Putt, a purple cartoon car, sits at a crossroads leading to 3 sections of the zoo, labeled "Arctic Land" "Grasslands" and "Jungle Land".
January 11, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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if you see this post a robot
the Big O Megadeus from the Big O anime
January 10, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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Dragon that eats homophobia 💙
A photo of graffiti drawn with marker on wood. In the top left corner, it says "I'm gay" - next to that, someone has written "no one cares". Someone else has drawn a dragon's head with its mouth open as if it was eating the second comment. Below that, it's labeled "dragon that eats homophobia ♡". At the top of the image, someone else has written "Death to all homophobes :)"
January 1, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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I saw A Friend today while out shopping!
On top of a shelf full of candy, there is a Gengar plush and a little light-brown dog plush (perhaps a Chihuahua) next to a small Christmas tree. They are both wearing Santa hats. A zoomed-in version of the previous photo, showing a close-up of the Gengar wearing a Santa hat.
December 9, 2023 at 7:55 PM
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3-in-1? try 18-in-1
The label from Dr. Bronner's soap, which (among a wall of text about the founder's beliefs) claims to have 18 uses in 1 soap.
December 8, 2023 at 12:40 PM
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Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.
Abe's Coney Island restaurant. It closed though, RIP :(
November 29, 2023 at 3:01 AM
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A cardboard cutout of Leonardo DiCaprio. Someone has put a Santa hat on him. The price tag reads "LEO $25.00"
November 29, 2023 at 2:48 AM
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homemade dinner rolls, before and after baking
A pan of 24 homemade dinner rolls, unbaked. The same pan of dinner rolls, now baked and golden brown, with melted butter brushed over the tops.
November 23, 2023 at 6:43 PM
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my first ever attempt at making homemade chicken broth
A large bowl of chicken broth.
November 20, 2023 at 5:00 AM
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Pie's done! 🥧
A large rectangular lasagna pan, containing an apple pie / apple crumble type dessert. It was made by tripling an apple pie recipe meant for a regular round pie pan.
November 20, 2023 at 3:17 AM