KnifeGnome
@knifegnome.bsky.social
This man is gonna spend $5M on SOMETHING if it damn well kills him.
February 11, 2026 at 1:19 AM
This man is gonna spend $5M on SOMETHING if it damn well kills him.
Jesus Christ, the My Pillow guy is going to be our next governor.
January 31, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Jesus Christ, the My Pillow guy is going to be our next governor.
I feel like now’s a great time for a jury nullification PSA campaign.
January 30, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I feel like now’s a great time for a jury nullification PSA campaign.
Literally just picking brown people up off the street, roughing them up, then dropping them on the curb a few miles away.
January 17, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Literally just picking brown people up off the street, roughing them up, then dropping them on the curb a few miles away.
Hey @mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social - I thought we had a “separation ordinance”?
December 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Hey @mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social - I thought we had a “separation ordinance”?
It’s been great finding out that all my local politics nerds are also ttrpg nerds.
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It’s been great finding out that all my local politics nerds are also ttrpg nerds.
Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people and I want that for me.
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people and I want that for me.
I’m very on board with banning every privately owned pickup truck. Great idea Don!
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I’m very on board with banning every privately owned pickup truck. Great idea Don!
@schumer.senate.gov - never has a man so fully and completely failed to rise to the occasion as you have. You are so unbelievably bad at your job that I can no longer make myself believe that you are incompetent rather than complicit. RETIRE BITCH.
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
@schumer.senate.gov - never has a man so fully and completely failed to rise to the occasion as you have. You are so unbelievably bad at your job that I can no longer make myself believe that you are incompetent rather than complicit. RETIRE BITCH.
Don’t you dare hand the republicans a win in exchange for empty promises, you absolute buffoon!
November 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Don’t you dare hand the republicans a win in exchange for empty promises, you absolute buffoon!
Makes me think of @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Makes me think of @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
…you can see how this isn’t helpful, right?
September 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
…you can see how this isn’t helpful, right?
Jesus fucking Christ, lady.
September 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Jesus fucking Christ, lady.
You’re right. Let’s keep doing what we’re doing. That seems to be working.
August 29, 2025 at 10:44 AM
You’re right. Let’s keep doing what we’re doing. That seems to be working.
Shit, y’all really want to lose a third election to Donald Trump. Trans rights are nonnegotiable.
August 15, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Shit, y’all really want to lose a third election to Donald Trump. Trans rights are nonnegotiable.
This guy’s a fuckin’ donkey.
August 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
This guy’s a fuckin’ donkey.
Either performance art or a weird sex thing.
July 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Either performance art or a weird sex thing.
I didn’t know she was with Ben Collins. Additional evidence of her good judgement. I’m giving her some more money. Thanks, Dana!
May 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I didn’t know she was with Ben Collins. Additional evidence of her good judgement. I’m giving her some more money. Thanks, Dana!
Ok, honest question: are you doing this on purpose? Is this a “no publicity is bad publicity” thing? Like, if you say enough dumb shit you’ll get enough name recognition that your next run for office will be less pitiful?
April 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Ok, honest question: are you doing this on purpose? Is this a “no publicity is bad publicity” thing? Like, if you say enough dumb shit you’ll get enough name recognition that your next run for office will be less pitiful?
Fire up the lie detector!
April 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Fire up the lie detector!
Fix your heart, you absolute buffoon.
March 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Fix your heart, you absolute buffoon.
I kinda want to get one for my ‘01 Corolla. It still won’t be accurate, but it would be funny.
March 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I kinda want to get one for my ‘01 Corolla. It still won’t be accurate, but it would be funny.