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Nobody:
Jalen Green: James Harden established how Rockets’ guards are supposed to perform in game 7’s. It’s only right that I carry on tradition.
Uno, dos, tres… Cancun!
Jalen Green: James Harden established how Rockets’ guards are supposed to perform in game 7’s. It’s only right that I carry on tradition.
Uno, dos, tres… Cancun!
May 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Nobody:
Jalen Green: James Harden established how Rockets’ guards are supposed to perform in game 7’s. It’s only right that I carry on tradition.
Uno, dos, tres… Cancun!
Jalen Green: James Harden established how Rockets’ guards are supposed to perform in game 7’s. It’s only right that I carry on tradition.
Uno, dos, tres… Cancun!
Warren G and Everybody watching their 401K(s):
I’m getting jacked, I’m breaking myself…
I can’t believe they taking Warren’s wealth,
they took my rings, they took my Rolex,
I look at the Administration and said D*mn, what’s next….
I’m getting jacked, I’m breaking myself…
I can’t believe they taking Warren’s wealth,
they took my rings, they took my Rolex,
I look at the Administration and said D*mn, what’s next….
April 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Warren G and Everybody watching their 401K(s):
I’m getting jacked, I’m breaking myself…
I can’t believe they taking Warren’s wealth,
they took my rings, they took my Rolex,
I look at the Administration and said D*mn, what’s next….
I’m getting jacked, I’m breaking myself…
I can’t believe they taking Warren’s wealth,
they took my rings, they took my Rolex,
I look at the Administration and said D*mn, what’s next….
Nobody:
Ja Morant: My grenade toss celebration is all about how I told the front office, we gotta win it all this year or blow it up.
It’s unfortunate that the shrapnel inadvertently took Taylor Jenkins out…
Ja Morant: My grenade toss celebration is all about how I told the front office, we gotta win it all this year or blow it up.
It’s unfortunate that the shrapnel inadvertently took Taylor Jenkins out…
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April 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Nobody:
Ja Morant: My grenade toss celebration is all about how I told the front office, we gotta win it all this year or blow it up.
It’s unfortunate that the shrapnel inadvertently took Taylor Jenkins out…
Ja Morant: My grenade toss celebration is all about how I told the front office, we gotta win it all this year or blow it up.
It’s unfortunate that the shrapnel inadvertently took Taylor Jenkins out…
Luka Doncic hoop like a mob boss sent him a demand to deliver on an impossible Parlay
April 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Luka Doncic hoop like a mob boss sent him a demand to deliver on an impossible Parlay
Chump won the election and had 1 focus, push the economy back further than his Sherman Hemsley’s hairline 😒😒😒
April 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Chump won the election and had 1 focus, push the economy back further than his Sherman Hemsley’s hairline 😒😒😒
Listening to Jigga’s bars on My Mind Right remix and U Don’t Know to craft a financial strategy to defeat Chump’s recession agenda
April 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Listening to Jigga’s bars on My Mind Right remix and U Don’t Know to craft a financial strategy to defeat Chump’s recession agenda
I’m ok with whatever happens in Avengers: Doomsday as long as Ahmad Rashad replaces Stephen A Smith as the dominant voice of NBA conversations when it’s all said and done.
March 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’m ok with whatever happens in Avengers: Doomsday as long as Ahmad Rashad replaces Stephen A Smith as the dominant voice of NBA conversations when it’s all said and done.
Nobody:
LeBron James: Did you see my game winner? I can’t relate to Marvin Sapp’s Never Would Have Made It.
I made it.
LeBron James: Did you see my game winner? I can’t relate to Marvin Sapp’s Never Would Have Made It.
I made it.
March 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Nobody:
LeBron James: Did you see my game winner? I can’t relate to Marvin Sapp’s Never Would Have Made It.
I made it.
LeBron James: Did you see my game winner? I can’t relate to Marvin Sapp’s Never Would Have Made It.
I made it.
Stephen A Smith cutting wrestling promos like he’s about to intercept John Cena’s title shot against Cody Rhodes at Wrestlemania
March 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Stephen A Smith cutting wrestling promos like he’s about to intercept John Cena’s title shot against Cody Rhodes at Wrestlemania
The only thing Marvel didn’t reveal for Doomsday is Obama returning as President
March 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The only thing Marvel didn’t reveal for Doomsday is Obama returning as President
Kevin Love is just a snow bird that forgot to inform the world that he’s already retired.
They say the millions stretch further in Florida, too.
They say the millions stretch further in Florida, too.
March 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Kevin Love is just a snow bird that forgot to inform the world that he’s already retired.
They say the millions stretch further in Florida, too.
They say the millions stretch further in Florida, too.
MJ never orchestrated the trade of the century and brought back a great Podcast during the same season.
MJ = Magic Johnson in this instance. Don’t want Jordan fanatics in my mentions 😭😭😭😭
MJ = Magic Johnson in this instance. Don’t want Jordan fanatics in my mentions 😭😭😭😭
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March 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
MJ never orchestrated the trade of the century and brought back a great Podcast during the same season.
MJ = Magic Johnson in this instance. Don’t want Jordan fanatics in my mentions 😭😭😭😭
MJ = Magic Johnson in this instance. Don’t want Jordan fanatics in my mentions 😭😭😭😭
Bruce Pearl look like a Marvel Villain that was infused with MAGA toxins
March 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Bruce Pearl look like a Marvel Villain that was infused with MAGA toxins
SGA is that dude in the pick up game that’s so good that you start a made up beef with your teammates.
“If you scared to guard the mothaf$&€* just say that! Aight man, I’ll take him since you scared.”
“If you scared to guard the mothaf$&€* just say that! Aight man, I’ll take him since you scared.”
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March 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
SGA is that dude in the pick up game that’s so good that you start a made up beef with your teammates.
“If you scared to guard the mothaf$&€* just say that! Aight man, I’ll take him since you scared.”
“If you scared to guard the mothaf$&€* just say that! Aight man, I’ll take him since you scared.”
Osmosis: an unexplained scientific development that transformed Martin and Stephen A Smith into Nino Brown
March 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Osmosis: an unexplained scientific development that transformed Martin and Stephen A Smith into Nino Brown
Stephen A. Smith entering his Nino Brown era reminds me of how Rick Ross used osmosis to transform from a correctional officer into Pablo Escobar.
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March 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Stephen A. Smith entering his Nino Brown era reminds me of how Rick Ross used osmosis to transform from a correctional officer into Pablo Escobar.
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A doctor has been serving one of Baltimore’s poorest neighborhoods for decades — and if his patients can’t pay, that’s OK with him.
So when he was diagnosed with cancer, his community rallied to raise $100,000 for his treatments.
So when he was diagnosed with cancer, his community rallied to raise $100,000 for his treatments.
For decades, a doctor refused to charge patients who couldn't pay. When he couldn't pay, his patients came to his aid.
When Dr. Michael Zollicoffer was diagnosed with two types of cancer, his patients started a crowdfunding campaign that raised more than $100,000.
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March 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
A doctor has been serving one of Baltimore’s poorest neighborhoods for decades — and if his patients can’t pay, that’s OK with him.
So when he was diagnosed with cancer, his community rallied to raise $100,000 for his treatments.
So when he was diagnosed with cancer, his community rallied to raise $100,000 for his treatments.
Luka Doncic’s Basketball IQ >>> Bernie Madoff’s ability to scheme a Ponzi
March 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Luka Doncic’s Basketball IQ >>> Bernie Madoff’s ability to scheme a Ponzi
Luka Doncic hoops like he got all of the basketball attributes that God decided not to bless Joe Budden with
March 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Luka Doncic hoops like he got all of the basketball attributes that God decided not to bless Joe Budden with
LeBron’s basketball IQ >>> Artificial Intelligence
March 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
LeBron’s basketball IQ >>> Artificial Intelligence
Chris Brown nor Drake never had a record that had the impact that Rump Shaker by Wreckx-N-Effect had in Gastonia, North Carolina.
That record was different. No, I won’t be taking any questions at this time.
That record was different. No, I won’t be taking any questions at this time.
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March 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Chris Brown nor Drake never had a record that had the impact that Rump Shaker by Wreckx-N-Effect had in Gastonia, North Carolina.
That record was different. No, I won’t be taking any questions at this time.
That record was different. No, I won’t be taking any questions at this time.
I need The Rock and Cena to incorporate Gunther into their shenanigans.
If the Rock and Cena some how cause Jey Uso not to win the title at Wrestlemania that would be next level trickery.
Triple H:
If the Rock and Cena some how cause Jey Uso not to win the title at Wrestlemania that would be next level trickery.
Triple H:
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March 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I need The Rock and Cena to incorporate Gunther into their shenanigans.
If the Rock and Cena some how cause Jey Uso not to win the title at Wrestlemania that would be next level trickery.
Triple H:
If the Rock and Cena some how cause Jey Uso not to win the title at Wrestlemania that would be next level trickery.
Triple H:
The only King we know:
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February 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The only King we know:
Dame Time is what Ant Man used to defeat Kang The Conqueror
February 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Dame Time is what Ant Man used to defeat Kang The Conqueror
The problem with Kevin Hart is… he drinks his own Tequila before it’s time to be funny….
Uncle Nearest is the answer my Brother
Uncle Nearest is the answer my Brother
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February 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The problem with Kevin Hart is… he drinks his own Tequila before it’s time to be funny….
Uncle Nearest is the answer my Brother
Uncle Nearest is the answer my Brother