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kim
@knels.bsky.social
certified hater. stay cold.
#njdevils hockey, punk rock, dogs. fervent jake allen defender.
📍 central NJ via western NY
grateful this human being exists on this same planet
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
thinking about Him
September 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
got this yesterday. krypto forever

(🗡️ malerie @ home sweet home tattoo, maplewood, nj)
September 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
oh lol
July 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
want a perfect feel good summer record? LOOK NO FURTHER
July 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I’m glad y’all love a superhero movie but I miss my krypto
July 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
🥹
July 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
polar update for july 2025: nothing has yet to unseat strawberry watermelon as reigning king but this is a close second, 9.9/10
July 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
cannot stop talking about how cute these are
June 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
everything is war and basketball so I offer to you all:
June 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I have a problem pls sponsor me blue diamond (chili and lime is ELITE)
June 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
laughing my entire ass off
June 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I am absolutely screaming
June 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Went on Elon’s platform for the first time in months
June 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
don’t mind if I do
May 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
to be fair he and I go way back
April 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
James hetfield-ass white guy from Scandinavia I love you
April 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
goodnight from me and my children
April 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
April 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
MY GUYYYYYYYY
March 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Number one thing I need right now is a best friend and this is the BEST best friend I could ever ask for
March 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Wish I could have found the zero sugar version (I am IGNORING the 69g of sugar) but yes yes yes yesssss
March 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
me when that lady was singing
March 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
look man I’m just trying to buy my pops a birthday card in peace
March 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I love them so much my heart wants to explode
February 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM