apprentices don't know shit about ritual casting these days, all these apprentices know is cantrip, charge wand, drink potion, and plagiarize

okay so I know it's never gonna happen but with the release of a new Strixhaven set coming up, all I want is a STA version of Faithful Mending by Carly Mazur

i think an inversion of what she did with Faithless Looting would be fucking Choice

please let me have this

one say I will cast Storm King's Thunder for X=10 into a Prisoner's Dilemma

I don't think anything will give me as much dopamine as using the damn Holy attack that Artix used in Dragonfable for the first time when I was like 11

update: looking again

can't find it

real

put me in charge

I believe this was pre-15-hours-of-stupid-fucking-spear-spell-spam.

why are there no staffs in this game, fuck a wand, what am I, british?

"what do you have to offer"

me:

where is the funny on this fucking app

what college degree do I need to cast Ice Barrage

the world is in peril, but Perfect Rush Combo will never let me down

one thing I will say about Avowed

the magic feels pretty good

so like

what's the deal with Skeets

[buzzer]