Wait - he's still alive? REALLY?!
Huh - I honestly thought he died of embarrassment after he debated an empty chair at the RNC in 2012.
Wait - he's still alive? REALLY?!
Huh - I honestly thought he died of embarrassment after he debated an empty chair at the RNC in 2012.
We have the attention span of hyperactive squirrels.
We have the attention span of hyperactive squirrels.
It explains every position the party, writ large, has taken since the 90s.
It explains every position the party, writ large, has taken since the 90s.
Like, they have their authoritarian federal overreach that they've been wanking about, and they have gone radio silent.
Like, they have their authoritarian federal overreach that they've been wanking about, and they have gone radio silent.
Because that would seem like a Real Bad Thing ™.
Because that would seem like a Real Bad Thing ™.
Was there a Federal crime there that would supercede a state murder charge?
Was there a Federal crime there that would supercede a state murder charge?
The more ridiculous the lie you can get them to swallow, the more you own them.
The more ridiculous the lie you can get them to swallow, the more you own them.
Er ... have you looked at a map of Asia? Like, a third of the continent is Russia.
How's that going to work?
Er ... have you looked at a map of Asia? Like, a third of the continent is Russia.
How's that going to work?
Pallets full of cash just disappearing into the desert sands...
...good times.
For Halliburton, I mean.
Pallets full of cash just disappearing into the desert sands...
...good times.
For Halliburton, I mean.
I would, but I would have to actually go on that hellsite, and that's a hard "no" for me.
I would, but I would have to actually go on that hellsite, and that's a hard "no" for me.
Never mind that roughly half the population are seemingly pro-nazi and adore Trump.
Never mind that roughly half the population are seemingly pro-nazi and adore Trump.
Our Congress is so gerrymandered that we effectively have no representation, and our Supreme Court has a pro-fascist majority that will allow Trump to run roughshod over our Constitution.
Our Congress is so gerrymandered that we effectively have no representation, and our Supreme Court has a pro-fascist majority that will allow Trump to run roughshod over our Constitution.