I like to imagine that Saint Nicholas and The Devil work in tandem during December.

"Lucifer, you're heading out In this weather?"
"Yeah, some Dylan age 15 wants a PS5 pro"
"Okay... And?"
"He emailed me saying" Dear Satan", how can I say no to that? I'll forward the email to old Nick after"

I've heard Pewdiepie's father is a marine but I don't know why they made a Christmas carol about Felix's Navy Dad.

#puns

Depression is alot like Halloween, it's always on my mind 🎃

Why would having all the scenes in Rivendell in The Lord of The Rings being played by rodents instead of actors make you lonely?

Because it's all by mice elf....

Here is a joke I dreamt
"Ben Affleck has been Affleck for a long time"

I never said it would be pfhunny

The "How?" chanted in Luck Runs Out from Epic the Musical scratches an itch I didn't knew I had.

#epicthemusical #autismawareness

Does anyone else say "what are the odds?" after "I can't even" or is that just me?

Mindfulness doesn't work for me, if I'm listening to somebody telling me "now you're entering your own safe mental room" I'm like, no I'm still in this chair with headphones on...

The new Monster flavour Viking Berry™ has me so excited for the future, I hope we'll be able to get it in Malmö

I'm listening to the Dustforce OST once again, FastFall did create a masterpiece

The butterfly silhuette being the symbol of Bluesky is.. ✨FINE✨ .. when you have lepidopterophobia. Glad it's not a realistic looking one.

Moths and butterflies can fuck off really.

I wish installing NVIDIA graphic drivers didn't make my screen look possessed in the process, flickering to black and moving stuff around... Begone foul demon! Having to restart is enough torment

You can't spell POTUS without POS, you hear that Donald? you piece of shit

If anybody has any tips on how to remove that prickly feeling underneath the skin I'm itching for advice.

Are we allowed to swear on Bsky? I fucking hope so

The neurodivergent urge to join a social network you know nothing about and just wing it hoping you'll learn by doing.

What do you mean it's not a neurodivergent thing?

I'm neurodivergent, I did this, it checks out.

Sometimes I wish I had energy to do stuff after work, but maybe I'll get used to this.