Teabag Hooker
@kmsheets.bsky.social
Post-menopausal mom to two cats seeking letter-based lucre.
Lulu Whippy is pretty excited that Chapter Two of Marti Shovel’s Untitled Masterpiece will be live some time tomorrow.
August 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Lulu Whippy is pretty excited that Chapter Two of Marti Shovel’s Untitled Masterpiece will be live some time tomorrow.
Video for my Substack project.
Meet Marti Shovel
YouTube video by Marti Shovel
youtu.be
August 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Video for my Substack project.
For my non-Substack peeps on here. I’ll be updating it every Monday.
Author Marti Shovel | Official Website - Untitled Masterpiece
Contents
sites.google.com
August 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
For my non-Substack peeps on here. I’ll be updating it every Monday.
@somemelodiousplot.bsky.social Thank you for the repost. 😘
August 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
@somemelodiousplot.bsky.social Thank you for the repost. 😘
I haven’t been on here a lot lately. But you can hit up my alter ego on Substack if you have an account. If you don’t have an account, create one.
Motor Lodge Dispatch | Marti Shovel | Substack
After being abandoned inside a failed National Novel Writing Month project in 2014, a character named Marti Shovel decides to write her Untitled Masterpiece while getting her life together at the Midv...
open.substack.com
August 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I haven’t been on here a lot lately. But you can hit up my alter ego on Substack if you have an account. If you don’t have an account, create one.
No cheating, Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
It’s Cormac McCarthy or the monkey. 🙈
It’s Cormac McCarthy or the monkey. 🙈
August 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
No cheating, Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
It’s Cormac McCarthy or the monkey. 🙈
It’s Cormac McCarthy or the monkey. 🙈
WTF
5 Warning Signs
You never want to ignore these omens.
open.substack.com
August 1, 2025 at 6:57 AM
WTF
Good morning, lovers.
July 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Good morning, lovers.
What perfect album came out in the year you turned 16?
No explanation needed.
No explanation needed.
July 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
What perfect album came out in the year you turned 16?
No explanation needed.
No explanation needed.
Just mucking around with Google sites and decided to build a site from which to sell my Citizen Jim Stories by Chicken Sheets.
There's even a contact form for anyone who wants to make me an offer for the rights to create an animated series. My God it would be SO GOOD!
There's even a contact form for anyone who wants to make me an offer for the rights to create an animated series. My God it would be SO GOOD!
Citizen Jim Stories by Chicken Sheets
There are so many Citizen Jim Stories by Chicken Sheets! These collections don't contain even one-half of the total number of Citizen Jim Stories!
sites.google.com
July 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Just mucking around with Google sites and decided to build a site from which to sell my Citizen Jim Stories by Chicken Sheets.
There's even a contact form for anyone who wants to make me an offer for the rights to create an animated series. My God it would be SO GOOD!
There's even a contact form for anyone who wants to make me an offer for the rights to create an animated series. My God it would be SO GOOD!
A new recipe based on my lack of interest in grocery shopping.
Recipe: Chickrice Surprise
Promotes healthy living and satiety with simple shock value
open.substack.com
July 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
A new recipe based on my lack of interest in grocery shopping.
Watching this made me cry the same way I cried when I saw it the first time at age 14. Most of Live Aid made me cry at age 14, and I wasn't known as a "crier" back then.
Watch Queen’s Brilliant Live Aid Performance: It Happened 40 Years Ago Today (July 13, 1985)
Watch Queen’s Brilliant Live Aid Performance: It Happened 40 Years Ago Today (July 13, 1985)
“The last people anyone expected to come out of that gig as being the memorable ones was Queen,” said Bob Geldof in an interview, looking back at the band’s stunning 24 minute set at Live Aid on July ...
www.openculture.com
July 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Watching this made me cry the same way I cried when I saw it the first time at age 14. Most of Live Aid made me cry at age 14, and I wasn't known as a "crier" back then.
I'm really enjoying Tragic Magic, Michael Chabon's Substack. Heads-up, @astrosurf.bsky.social
Tragic Magic
A new internet home for my writing
open.substack.com
July 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'm really enjoying Tragic Magic, Michael Chabon's Substack. Heads-up, @astrosurf.bsky.social
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
Has to be We Built This City.
Has to be We Built This City.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
July 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
Has to be We Built This City.
Has to be We Built This City.
A New Recipe: Oysters Destitute
Awake for 36 hours and now a bit...under the influence, I should not have written this.
grapholunacy.substack.com/p/a-new-reci...
Awake for 36 hours and now a bit...under the influence, I should not have written this.
grapholunacy.substack.com/p/a-new-reci...
A New Recipe: Oysters Destitute
I guess everyone who gets high thinks they're a chef
grapholunacy.substack.com
July 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
A New Recipe: Oysters Destitute
Awake for 36 hours and now a bit...under the influence, I should not have written this.
grapholunacy.substack.com/p/a-new-reci...
Awake for 36 hours and now a bit...under the influence, I should not have written this.
grapholunacy.substack.com/p/a-new-reci...
Duress Press: Covering the Public Domain with Care
YouTube video by Duress Press
youtube.com
June 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Question for GenX: did all the girls in your high school who loved hair bands all turn out to be pinch-faced, faux Christian fascists?
June 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Question for GenX: did all the girls in your high school who loved hair bands all turn out to be pinch-faced, faux Christian fascists?
One of my faves as a teenager.
X TEENS "change gotta come" (PV)
YouTube video by ugtk
youtube.com
June 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
One of my faves as a teenager.
This is how I feel tonight. One thing becoming another and that thing becoming another and it’s all going together like a perfect song.
Everything You See Tonight Is Different From Itself
The Clientele · Music for the Age of Miracles · Song · 2017
open.spotify.com
June 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
This is how I feel tonight. One thing becoming another and that thing becoming another and it’s all going together like a perfect song.
It might be the fact that I’m high but I think this is the best Billy Joel song. open.spotify.com/track/4850v7...
Summer, Highland Falls
Billy Joel · Turnstiles · Song · 1976
open.spotify.com
June 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
It might be the fact that I’m high but I think this is the best Billy Joel song. open.spotify.com/track/4850v7...
Duress Press | Beautiful ePubs for Discerning Readers
YouTube video by Duress Press
youtu.be
June 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Reposted by Teabag Hooker
