kevin might return
kmr.bsky.social
kevin might return
@kmr.bsky.social
callipygian

formerly twitter famous. seen in forbes, vice, vanity fair, time, huffpost, and the u.s. government.
Before Thanksgiving is never too early in this house.
November 11, 2024 at 2:41 AM
I’m at a castle.
October 19, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Twins?
September 6, 2024 at 1:54 AM
This is my new friend, Doug.

I am not the dog.
October 26, 2023 at 12:49 AM
docile hog
August 2, 2023 at 9:36 PM
Indictments are cool and all, but have you seen this pig?
August 2, 2023 at 12:53 AM
Ken.
July 27, 2023 at 12:12 AM
RS with the first album you bought with your own money.

This album had some bangers. My mom also had no idea what the explicit label was.
July 23, 2023 at 1:53 AM
Britain can’t handle the grind of a hot, wet summer.
July 4, 2023 at 4:36 AM
I once attended a game that had two of these: a triple play and a cycle.

June 6, 1996, John Valentin of the Red Sox hit for the cycle. Tim Naehring, also of the Red Sox, hit into a triple play against the White Sox.

I was a kid and remember both vividly.
July 2, 2023 at 11:40 PM
Today’s new Canada fun fact:

Canada is the world’s largest exporter of canola.
July 1, 2023 at 7:51 PM
Same.
July 1, 2023 at 7:00 AM
I met this dog today.
June 29, 2023 at 5:38 AM
Hi Cooper! I like squeezing soft things. Dogs, people, pillows, blankets, and this guy.
June 29, 2023 at 3:09 AM
I finally realized that I can drive down these dirt roads in the middle of nowhere in backwoods Canada better by throwing my SUV into AWD.

Now I gotta get this guy to let me out the driveway first.
June 29, 2023 at 12:14 AM
the new “mr. steal yo girl” is doug?

this dude? damn.
June 26, 2023 at 7:00 AM
All packed up and moving to Canada tomorrow. It feels weird to see everything so empty.
June 17, 2023 at 1:30 AM
Google Street View blurs the faces of scarecrows and this is hilarious to me.
June 1, 2023 at 4:16 PM
That’s me, but I bought my whole team at work this piece of art:
May 27, 2023 at 4:07 AM
The skies are still grey, but soon the clouds will float away.

I took this photo recently and come back to it to stare at nature’s beauty.
May 23, 2023 at 5:04 AM
the orcas will spare me as i am friends with all marine life.

this one was trying to steal me from my fiancé at the time.
May 20, 2023 at 3:53 AM
Puppers is starting to get big and ferocious @darthbluesky.bsky.social
May 16, 2023 at 4:53 PM