A denim dryer sheet

My Siri is in British mode. So I try to keep my swear words biblically accurate. “Siri, you bloody c*nt.”

I stopped counting after 2016. Downhill from there.

We should just start counting years in dog years.

Truly a magnificent piece of work. And reminds me how bad some of those Harbaugh years were. That 2019 loss to OSU was especially brutal.

Okay haven’t heard that one. Feels like a miss on my part.

“Big tall building. Just look for all the traffic.” I lived in Wisconsin for a year and always had to plan my trips back through Chicago carefully.

Great song too.

He does do some voice acting so it’s entirely possible!

One wrong turn and suddenly you are in Canada. One time 75 was closed and I had to take a detour by a burning building that no one was bothering to attend to.

Now I get to pick fancy voices to give me turn by turn directions and no one is in my car to yell at me.

Unfortunately I was too young to understand and stayed with him for 20 years. Been free and clear for the last 3 though!

I once missed an Ohio turnpike exit and got screamed at by my ex because the next nearest exit didn’t have a reentry so I could backtrack. Needless to say, MapQuest printout got tossed out the window during his tantrum.