Kmart
@kmartusa.bsky.social
We’re your happy little pin drop that proclaims: WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND WE WILL FIND YOU™(We sure do!) #iheartkmart (PARODY)
That was a suit?
Throwback to when i found this suit for an absolute steal at kmart 🙌
October 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
That was a suit?
We should have shipped a “custom” couch to @jd-vance-1.bsky.social last week. We apologize for the inconvenience.
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
We should have shipped a “custom” couch to @jd-vance-1.bsky.social last week. We apologize for the inconvenience.
SOMEONE GIVE US BLOOD THE MOSQUITOES ARE BACK.
October 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
SOMEONE GIVE US BLOOD THE MOSQUITOES ARE BACK.
MY FUCKING PTSD HIT ME AGAIN
March 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
MY FUCKING PTSD HIT ME AGAIN
To the customer who refund300 dollars, we’ll pop a glock and make a brain slushee.
February 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
To the customer who refund300 dollars, we’ll pop a glock and make a brain slushee.
Get your new #bestdeal by checking out one of regular customer’s comments here!
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February 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Get your new #bestdeal by checking out one of regular customer’s comments here!
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Attention Kmart shoppers! I made the fucking mistake of uploading an earlier version of something and it got graded. WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT???? AHHHHHHHHBBBB #college
February 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Attention Kmart shoppers! I made the fucking mistake of uploading an earlier version of something and it got graded. WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT???? AHHHHHHHHBBBB #college
Who wants rat flavored slushies??? Only at Target! Totally ratastic!!
February 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Who wants rat flavored slushies??? Only at Target! Totally ratastic!!
We’ve just declared war against the rats that’s crawling in our ceiling.
February 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
We’ve just declared war against the rats that’s crawling in our ceiling.
I kinda want to make a cult dedicated to Kmart brb - Local Intern
February 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I kinda want to make a cult dedicated to Kmart brb - Local Intern
In this store, we throw all furries into the ParanoiaScape dimension. :)))))))
February 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
In this store, we throw all furries into the ParanoiaScape dimension. :)))))))
Folding Ideas be like: I hate everything except Warcraft.
January 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Folding Ideas be like: I hate everything except Warcraft.
I need to shit so fucking bad dear fucking lord.
January 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I need to shit so fucking bad dear fucking lord.
Our only Cyber Monday is getting 75% off corn. Send that shit to your enemies bub.
December 2, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Our only Cyber Monday is getting 75% off corn. Send that shit to your enemies bub.
We’re trying a new seasoning from Henry Kissinger’s ashes. Expect it soon.
- Food Department
- Food Department
November 25, 2024 at 5:12 PM
We’re trying a new seasoning from Henry Kissinger’s ashes. Expect it soon.
- Food Department
- Food Department
THE MUMMIES ARE COMING AFTER JOHN KERRY SOMEONE HELP US GET IN CONTACT WITH HIM!!!
November 21, 2024 at 10:29 PM
THE MUMMIES ARE COMING AFTER JOHN KERRY SOMEONE HELP US GET IN CONTACT WITH HIM!!!
Toilets fixed. All you scatophilias or whatever the fuck you identify as needs to go home now. Sick fuck.
November 20, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Toilets fixed. All you scatophilias or whatever the fuck you identify as needs to go home now. Sick fuck.
Attention Kmart Shoppers, we will not be stocking wire hangers. That’s right! No wire hangers!!
November 16, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Attention Kmart Shoppers, we will not be stocking wire hangers. That’s right! No wire hangers!!
@alexander-avila.bsky.social Stop aviling all over our fucking floors. Thanks! 😁
November 15, 2024 at 3:49 PM
@alexander-avila.bsky.social Stop aviling all over our fucking floors. Thanks! 😁
Attention Kmart shoppers! Unattended children will be eaten by us! We haven’t eaten since March 8 1246!
November 14, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Attention Kmart shoppers! Unattended children will be eaten by us! We haven’t eaten since March 8 1246!
Why did our clone machines produced 2,763 clones of Daniel Larson?
November 13, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Why did our clone machines produced 2,763 clones of Daniel Larson?